{"id":1250,"date":"2006-12-06T16:02:33","date_gmt":"2006-12-06T23:02:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1250"},"modified":"2006-12-06T16:02:33","modified_gmt":"2006-12-06T23:02:33","slug":"dont-let-that-cute-face-fool-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1250","title":{"rendered":"Don&#8217;t let that cute face fool you&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/static.flickr.com\/111\/314492394_e03b2a323d.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>HE CAN SCCCCRRRRREEEEEEAAAAAAMMMMMM louder than my room mate did when he cracked the wood toilet seat and his ball sack got pinched in it.<\/p>\n<p>Today he is screaming, &#8220;Happy Birthday, Marina!! you&#8217;re 13!!!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>It sounds more like, &#8220;WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!&#8221;<br \/>\nWe understand though.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>HE CAN SCCCCRRRRREEEEEEAAAAAAMMMMMM louder than my room mate did when he cracked the wood toilet seat and his ball sack got pinched in it. Today he is screaming, &#8220;Happy Birthday, Marina!! you&#8217;re 13!!!&#8221; It sounds more like, &#8220;WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!&#8221; We understand though.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1250","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1250","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1250"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1250\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1250"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1250"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1250"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}