{"id":1244,"date":"2006-11-25T22:19:23","date_gmt":"2006-11-26T05:19:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1244"},"modified":"2006-11-25T22:20:59","modified_gmt":"2006-11-26T05:20:59","slug":"retard-but-the-good-retard-not-the-one-that-is-offensive","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1244","title":{"rendered":"retard, but the good retard, not the one that is offensive."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Shaun was just talking to Halo, which isn&#8217;t anything out of the normal. We all talk to her and ask her questions as if someday she will answer us.<\/p>\n<p>The funny thing is Shaun said, &#8220;Do you wanna go for a walk?&#8221; and you could hear Halo making the whiney yip that means, &#8220;OH HELL YES I DO! LETS GO GET THE LEASH!&#8221;<br \/>\nThen he said, &#8220;Can you say&#8230;Waaalllkkk? Hm? Can you? Can you say Walk?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>My mother is still here, it&#8217;s [<em>the retard gene we share<\/em>] starting to rub off on him.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Shaun was just talking to Halo, which isn&#8217;t anything out of the normal. We all talk to her and ask her questions as if someday she will answer us. The funny thing is Shaun said, &#8220;Do you wanna go for a walk?&#8221; and you could hear Halo making the whiney yip that means, &#8220;OH HELL YES I DO! LETS GO GET THE LEASH!&#8221; Then he said, &#8220;Can you say&#8230;Waaalllkkk? Hm? Can you? Can you say Walk?&#8221; My mother is still here, it&#8217;s [the retard gene we share] starting to rub off on him.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1244","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1244","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1244"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1244\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1244"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1244"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1244"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}