{"id":1237,"date":"2006-11-15T16:30:24","date_gmt":"2006-11-15T23:30:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1237"},"modified":"2006-11-15T16:30:24","modified_gmt":"2006-11-15T23:30:24","slug":"not-quite-right","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1237","title":{"rendered":"not quite right…"},"content":{"rendered":"

Kathy<\/strong><\/a> and I were talking about television and my lack of watching it.\u00a0 I told her I watch Headline News and Tivo all the Forensic crap I can find.\u00a0 She ranted about the commercials on television at her blog and I had to laugh at her…I mean, come on, freaking out about poor John Mellencamp doin’ his part to feed his family?\u00a0 Kath..DECAF, just as tasty as the real thing.<\/p>\n

I mean, if you want me to rant then get me started on the ‘book’ that O.J. Simpson is writing about IF he killed his wife, how he would have done it. *throwing hands up in the air*
\nHell has a special place for him.<\/p>\n

To lighten the mood of the conversation, Kathy mentioned “Dancing With the Stars” and asked me if I was watching it. I told her that I don’t, but I keep up on who got the boot because they are always interviewed by the Today Show one day that week.<\/p>\n

“Mario is SO cute.” She says.
\n“Yeah, I saw a whole back shot, head to toe…butt naked on Nip\/Tuck<\/strong><\/a>. MEeee-OW. He looked pretty good.”<\/p>\n

Then my sister said something that might haunt me for the rest of my life, or make me laugh in those moments when depression and anxiety grabs hold of me…<\/p>\n

“Oh, those dimples…I just want to put cheese whiz in them and lick it out.”<\/p>\n

That right there…she gets that from my mother.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Kathy and I were talking about television and my lack of watching it.\u00a0 I told her I watch Headline News and Tivo all the Forensic crap I can find.\u00a0 She ranted about the commercials on television at her blog and I had to laugh at her…I mean, come on, freaking out about poor John Mellencamp doin’ his part to feed his family?\u00a0 Kath..DECAF, just as tasty as the real thing. I mean, if you want me to rant then get me started on the ‘book’ that O.J. Simpson is writing about IF he killed his wife, how he would have done it. *throwing hands up in the air* Hell has a special place for him. To lighten the mood of the conversation, Kathy mentioned “Dancing With the Stars” and asked me if I was watching it. I told her that I don’t, but I keep up on who got the boot because they are always interviewed by the Today Show one day that week. “Mario is SO cute.” She says. “Yeah, I saw a whole back shot, head to toe…butt naked on Nip\/Tuck. MEeee-OW. He looked pretty good.” Then my sister said something that might haunt me for the rest of my life, or make me laugh in those moments when depression and anxiety grabs hold of me… “Oh, those dimples…I just want to put cheese whiz in them and lick it out.” That right there…she gets that from my mother.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1237","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1237","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1237"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1237\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1237"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1237"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1237"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}