{"id":1235,"date":"2006-11-14T11:31:06","date_gmt":"2006-11-14T18:31:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1235"},"modified":"2006-11-14T11:31:06","modified_gmt":"2006-11-14T18:31:06","slug":"spf-for-jenelle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1235","title":{"rendered":"SPF: For Jenelle"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have lost my mind. No really, I lost it about 2 days ago and I can&#8217;t find it. I checked between the couch cushions and everything and it&#8217;s NO WHERE TO BE FOUND.<\/p>\n<p>I checked the medication I am on and it said&#8230;it said&#8230;yeah, I can&#8217;t remember, but it might have something to do with the fact that I can&#8217;t remember anything.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m pretty sure this is what it feels like to be my mother all the time. I&#8217;m going from room to room thinking, &#8220;I came in here for something and I can&#8217;t remember what.\u00a0 Why am I in this room?&#8221;<br \/>\nThe best way to avoid this problem is to stay in one room and don&#8217;t leave it.\u00a0 I figure I might as well clean it up while i&#8217;m in here.<\/p>\n<p>The laptop is STILL dead.\u00a0 I feel like someone lobbed off the left arm and told me to paddle. uphill.<\/p>\n<p>This week SPF was thought up by Missing JTSnow.\u00a0 HEre is the email she sent: (I can&#8217;t quote box anything because I am THAT LAME)<\/p>\n<p><em><font size=\"2\" face=\"Arial\">Hey Kristine &#8211; loved the shout out to Breast Cancer  Awareness this week.\u00a0 I totally have a theme for you for sometime in November!\u00a0  I&#8217;ll be blogging about it more next Wednesday, but November is National Epilepsy  Awareness Month (You know, that crappy monster that has a hold of my little  girl!)<\/font><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><font size=\"2\" face=\"Arial\">Anyway, you can totally say I suggested this so it  won&#8217;t seem so inappropriate or distasteful (LOL) but I was thinking of  this\u2026<\/font><\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong><em><font size=\"2\" face=\"Arial\">1.\u00a0 Something you seize (as in seizure, get  it?)<\/font><br \/>\n<font size=\"2\" face=\"Arial\">2.\u00a0 Something that shakes (because you  shake when you have seizures)<\/font><br \/>\n<font size=\"2\" face=\"Arial\">3.\u00a0 And  something purple (because purple is the color for National Epilepsy Awareness  Month!<\/font><\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em><font size=\"2\" face=\"Arial\">Just thought I&#8217;d help!\u00a0 Have a great weekend!<\/font><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><font size=\"2\" face=\"Arial\">Kelly<\/font><br \/>\n<font size=\"2\" face=\"Arial\">Aka Missing  JT Snow!<\/font><\/em><\/p>\n<p>I hope you all get a chance to play!!<\/p>\n<p>Now, off to find my mind. If you know where I put it, call me and tell me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have lost my mind. No really, I lost it about 2 days ago and I can&#8217;t find it. I checked between the couch cushions and everything and it&#8217;s NO WHERE TO BE FOUND. I checked the medication I am on and it said&#8230;it said&#8230;yeah, I can&#8217;t remember, but it might have something to do with the fact that I can&#8217;t remember anything. I&#8217;m pretty sure this is what it feels like to be my mother all the time. I&#8217;m going from room to room thinking, &#8220;I came in here for something and I can&#8217;t remember what.\u00a0 Why am I in this room?&#8221; The best way to avoid this problem is to stay in one room and don&#8217;t leave it.\u00a0 I figure I might as well clean it up while i&#8217;m in here. The laptop is STILL dead.\u00a0 I feel like someone lobbed off the left arm and told me to paddle. uphill. This week SPF was thought up by Missing JTSnow.\u00a0 HEre is the email she sent: (I can&#8217;t quote box anything because I am THAT LAME) Hey Kristine &#8211; loved the shout out to Breast Cancer Awareness this week.\u00a0 I totally have a theme for you for sometime in November!\u00a0 I&#8217;ll be blogging about it more next Wednesday, but November is National Epilepsy Awareness Month (You know, that crappy monster that has a hold of my little girl!) Anyway, you can totally say I suggested this so it won&#8217;t seem so inappropriate or distasteful (LOL) but I was thinking of this\u2026 1.\u00a0 Something you seize (as in seizure, get it?) 2.\u00a0 Something that shakes (because you shake when you have seizures) 3.\u00a0 And something purple (because purple is the color for National Epilepsy Awareness Month! Just thought I&#8217;d help!\u00a0 Have a great weekend! Kelly Aka Missing JT Snow! I hope you all get a chance to play!! Now, off to find my mind. If you know where I put it, call me and tell me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1235","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1235","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1235"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1235\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1235"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1235"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1235"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}