{"id":1221,"date":"2006-10-31T09:31:29","date_gmt":"2006-10-31T16:31:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1221"},"modified":"2006-10-31T09:31:29","modified_gmt":"2006-10-31T16:31:29","slug":"halloweenpain-in-the-arse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1221","title":{"rendered":"Halloween=Pain In The Arse!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/static.flickr.com\/100\/284359658_8f5bb35150.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Every year it gets more stressful and less fun.<\/p>\n<p>What do we do this for again?\u00a0 Oh yes&#8230;the chocolate.\u00a0\u00a0 I swear, I am going to be egging the houses that don&#8217;t answer the door or hand out that orange and black candy that is wrapped in that creepy feeling wax paper from the 20&#8217;s.<\/p>\n<p>I want full size candy bars for the effort I have put in!\u00a0 I want the foot long Pixie Stix.\u00a0 And booze. Can someone PLEASE for once have a cooler of beer and wine coolers for the parents?\u00a0 Maybe a little mixer bowl of prescription drugs for us to pick from?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Every year it gets more stressful and less fun. What do we do this for again?\u00a0 Oh yes&#8230;the chocolate.\u00a0\u00a0 I swear, I am going to be egging the houses that don&#8217;t answer the door or hand out that orange and black candy that is wrapped in that creepy feeling wax paper from the 20&#8217;s. I want full size candy bars for the effort I have put in!\u00a0 I want the foot long Pixie Stix.\u00a0 And booze. Can someone PLEASE for once have a cooler of beer and wine coolers for the parents?\u00a0 Maybe a little mixer bowl of prescription drugs for us to pick from?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1221","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1221","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1221"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1221\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1221"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1221"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1221"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}