{"id":1219,"date":"2006-10-30T11:10:26","date_gmt":"2006-10-30T18:10:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1219"},"modified":"2006-10-30T11:10:26","modified_gmt":"2006-10-30T18:10:26","slug":"happy-halloween-eve","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1219","title":{"rendered":"Happy Halloween-Eve…"},"content":{"rendered":"

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This is my Auntie Joanne. I can describe her with one word and you will know why she is the best Auntie.\u00a0 LUCY.\u00a0 Hanging out with Auntie Joanne was like watching an episode of “I Love Lucy”.\u00a0 She hasn’t changed through the years either.<\/p>\n

This weekend she said; “I don’t drive anymore, I hit keep hitting people.\u00a0 I want a race car.”\u00a0 “I don’t know my phone number. Well, I know the first three numbers. I coudn’t tell you my address either.”\u00a0 “The neighbor ran over his mother in the yard. Silly boy didn’t even see her laying on the ground before he ran over her.”<\/p>\n

You can also get her to do anything. I told her to go over to the statue and cuddle up with him so I could get a picture.\u00a0 This is the woman who took off her shirt and climbed into a empty hot tub so it would look like she was in the tub, she’s funny like that.\u00a0 She will squeal to her husband, Uncle Fritz; “LOOK AT ME!! I’m in the TUB!!”\u00a0 He just rolls his eyes.\u00a0 (much like Shaun does when I do something stupid like that too.)
\nWhen she walked over to the guy, she walked over to him and was doing this whole seduction scene. “Hello there handsome…”\u00a0 It must have worked because he got ‘turned on’ and his eyes glowed red and his hands and head started moving.\u00a0 She screamed and HOPPED over to me. I happened to get the picture!<\/p>\n

Now I gear up for our Halloween.\u00a0\u00a0 Dan just carved all the melons and we will put them out tonight.\u00a0 The kids have their costumes. Shaun and Tyler have finished making their costume. I can’t wait to get THAT picture.<\/p>\n

Does anyone have pictures of your Halloween costumes up? Send me the link. \u00a0 I am going to stretch this year and go as a Blogger with a camera.\u00a0 It’s a crazy costume, I know.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

This is my Auntie Joanne. I can describe her with one word and you will know why she is the best Auntie.\u00a0 LUCY.\u00a0 Hanging out with Auntie Joanne was like watching an episode of “I Love Lucy”.\u00a0 She hasn’t changed through the years either. This weekend she said; “I don’t drive anymore, I hit keep hitting people.\u00a0 I want a race car.”\u00a0 “I don’t know my phone number. Well, I know the first three numbers. I coudn’t tell you my address either.”\u00a0 “The neighbor ran over his mother in the yard. Silly boy didn’t even see her laying on the ground before he ran over her.” You can also get her to do anything. I told her to go over to the statue and cuddle up with him so I could get a picture.\u00a0 This is the woman who took off her shirt and climbed into a empty hot tub so it would look like she was in the tub, she’s funny like that.\u00a0 She will squeal to her husband, Uncle Fritz; “LOOK AT ME!! I’m in the TUB!!”\u00a0 He just rolls his eyes.\u00a0 (much like Shaun does when I do something stupid like that too.) When she walked over to the guy, she walked over to him and was doing this whole seduction scene. “Hello there handsome…”\u00a0 It must have worked because he got ‘turned on’ and his eyes glowed red and his hands and head started moving.\u00a0 She screamed and HOPPED over to me. I happened to get the picture! Now I gear up for our Halloween.\u00a0\u00a0 Dan just carved all the melons and we will put them out tonight.\u00a0 The kids have their costumes. Shaun and Tyler have finished making their costume. I can’t wait to get THAT picture. Does anyone have pictures of your Halloween costumes up? Send me the link. \u00a0 I am going to stretch this year and go as a Blogger with a camera.\u00a0 It’s a crazy costume, I know.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1219","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1219","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1219"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1219\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1219"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1219"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1219"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}