{"id":1218,"date":"2006-10-29T19:37:55","date_gmt":"2006-10-30T02:37:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1218"},"modified":"2006-10-29T19:37:55","modified_gmt":"2006-10-30T02:37:55","slug":"ehemlet-me-draw-your-attention-to-a-few-things","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1218","title":{"rendered":"Ehem&#8230;let me draw your attention to a few things."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/static.flickr.com\/117\/282715147_7c5e66ee93.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s start with, MY BOYS WON TODAY!\u00a0 Let&#8217;s also go over and read all the wonderful things that <a href=\"http:\/\/twistedlifeofmine.blogspot.com\/\">Southern Fried Girl<\/a> has to say about how wonderful my boys are, because we decided we should make a little side bet.\u00a0 It went something like this:<br \/>\n&#8220;Shaun, <a href=\"http:\/\/twistedlifeofmine.blogspot.com\/\">SFG<\/a> wants to make a bet on Raider game.\u00a0 Do you think the Raiders will beat the Steelers?&#8221;<br \/>\n*Frown from Shaun* &#8220;Ugh. Tough call.\u00a0 Big Ben probably won&#8217;t play, so there is a good chance.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Can I talk smack?&#8221;<br \/>\n*Bigger Frown*\u00a0 &#8220;I wouldn&#8217;t push it.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Before the game started Southern Fried sent me an email saying that if her team wins I have to make a long ass post on how The Steelers rocks my socks and visa versa.\u00a0 I took the bet knowing I could write a few paragraphs on the good looks of Big Ben and also how good they use to be in the past&#8230;blah blah blah.\u00a0 It was going to be harder for her to swallow the big pill of talking about how wonderful the Raiders are&#8230;because you either love them or you hate them&#8230;and she doesn&#8217;t love them.<\/p>\n<p>You can all go over <a href=\"http:\/\/twistedlifeofmine.blogspot.com\/\">there<\/a> and talk some smack if you want to&#8230;she deserves it. Her QB threw something like 4 interceptions&#8230;I quit counting after the ONE HUNDRED YARD PICK OFF AND TOUCHDOWN&#8230;.GO RAIDER NATION!<br \/>\nI&#8217;m hoping <a href=\"http:\/\/dashababy.blogspot.com\/\">my sister<\/a> writes the post of our wonderful experience in San Leandro this weekend, because I don&#8217;t want to talk about it anymore.\u00a0 It&#8217;s starting to gross me out because everyone we tell the story to, asks the same question; &#8220;Why didn&#8217;t you call the front office and tell them to go knock on the door?&#8221;<br \/>\nBECAUSE WE ARE A SICK FAMILY THAT THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Let&#8217;s start with, MY BOYS WON TODAY!\u00a0 Let&#8217;s also go over and read all the wonderful things that Southern Fried Girl has to say about how wonderful my boys are, because we decided we should make a little side bet.\u00a0 It went something like this: &#8220;Shaun, SFG wants to make a bet on Raider game.\u00a0 Do you think the Raiders will beat the Steelers?&#8221; *Frown from Shaun* &#8220;Ugh. Tough call.\u00a0 Big Ben probably won&#8217;t play, so there is a good chance.&#8221; &#8220;Can I talk smack?&#8221; *Bigger Frown*\u00a0 &#8220;I wouldn&#8217;t push it.&#8221; Before the game started Southern Fried sent me an email saying that if her team wins I have to make a long ass post on how The Steelers rocks my socks and visa versa.\u00a0 I took the bet knowing I could write a few paragraphs on the good looks of Big Ben and also how good they use to be in the past&#8230;blah blah blah.\u00a0 It was going to be harder for her to swallow the big pill of talking about how wonderful the Raiders are&#8230;because you either love them or you hate them&#8230;and she doesn&#8217;t love them. You can all go over there and talk some smack if you want to&#8230;she deserves it. Her QB threw something like 4 interceptions&#8230;I quit counting after the ONE HUNDRED YARD PICK OFF AND TOUCHDOWN&#8230;.GO RAIDER NATION! I&#8217;m hoping my sister writes the post of our wonderful experience in San Leandro this weekend, because I don&#8217;t want to talk about it anymore.\u00a0 It&#8217;s starting to gross me out because everyone we tell the story to, asks the same question; &#8220;Why didn&#8217;t you call the front office and tell them to go knock on the door?&#8221; BECAUSE WE ARE A SICK FAMILY THAT THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1218","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1218","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1218"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1218\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1218"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1218"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1218"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}