{"id":1212,"date":"2006-10-24T08:51:33","date_gmt":"2006-10-24T15:51:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1212"},"modified":"2006-10-24T08:51:33","modified_gmt":"2006-10-24T15:51:33","slug":"spf-hold-them-squeeze-them-love-them","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1212","title":{"rendered":"SPF: Hold them, Squeeze them, love them!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Since it&#8217;s National Breast Cancer awareness month and I have done nothing but fondle my own, I figure I should do something to honor the girls.\u00a0 YET, in a differen&#8217;t way&#8230;of course.<\/p>\n<p>1. Your Pot Holders (Oven Mits)<\/p>\n<p>2. Your Pumpkins (or Melons)<br \/>\n3. Something Pink<\/p>\n<p>See, I told you it would be easy!\u00a0 Who knows what next Thursday holds for me, that&#8217;s why!\u00a0 If I was hurling last Thursday night, there is a good chance I might be flopping on the ground yanking my hair out.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Since it&#8217;s National Breast Cancer awareness month and I have done nothing but fondle my own, I figure I should do something to honor the girls.\u00a0 YET, in a differen&#8217;t way&#8230;of course. 1. Your Pot Holders (Oven Mits) 2. Your Pumpkins (or Melons) 3. Something Pink See, I told you it would be easy!\u00a0 Who knows what next Thursday holds for me, that&#8217;s why!\u00a0 If I was hurling last Thursday night, there is a good chance I might be flopping on the ground yanking my hair out.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1212","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1212","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1212"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1212\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1212"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1212"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1212"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}