Kara: “Mom, I want to make cookies.”
\nMe: “*sigh* just come lay down with me for a few minutes.”
\nKara: “no, I wanna make cookies”
\n(Which means, I have to drive her to get the stuff and MAKE the damn cookies)
\nMe:\u00a0 “Come on, Bear…come cuddle wif your momma.”
\nKara: “*giggle* No, I know If I get in bed with you I won’t want to get up.”
\nMe:\u00a0 *Silent*
\nKara: “No.”
\nMe:\u00a0 *Silent and doing the puppy dog eyes while doing the cute cuddle under the covers look*
\nKara: “Mooooooommmm, nooooo. I won’t get up!”
\nMe:\u00a0 (this is the moment I turn into my mother)\u00a0 “If you loved me, you would come cuddle.”
\nKara: “I do love you….”
\nMe: (The clencher that I am officially my mother) “No, you don’t…you don’t love me..if you loved me…”<\/p>\n
It would have been TOTALLY official if she hadn’t walked down the hall before I forgot the closer that ALWAYS worked for me when I was a kid.\u00a0 “I’m going to be dead someday and you will have wished you had cuddled with me!!”<\/p>\n
The Fonz has cast an evil curse.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Kara: “Mom, I want to make cookies.” Me: “*sigh* just come lay down with me for a few minutes.” Kara: “no, I wanna make cookies” (Which means, I have to drive her to get the stuff and MAKE the damn cookies) Me:\u00a0 “Come on, Bear…come cuddle wif your momma.” Kara: “*giggle* No, I know If I get in bed with you I won’t want to get up.” Me:\u00a0 *Silent* Kara: “No.” Me:\u00a0 *Silent and doing the puppy dog eyes while doing the cute cuddle under the covers look* Kara: “Mooooooommmm, nooooo. I won’t get up!” Me:\u00a0 (this is the moment I turn into my mother)\u00a0 “If you loved me, you would come cuddle.” Kara: “I do love you….” Me: (The clencher that I am officially my mother) “No, you don’t…you don’t love me..if you loved me…” It would have been TOTALLY official if she hadn’t walked down the hall before I forgot the closer that ALWAYS worked for me when I was a kid.\u00a0 “I’m going to be dead someday and you will have wished you had cuddled with me!!” The Fonz has cast an evil curse.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1211","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1211","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1211"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1211\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1211"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1211"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1211"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}