{"id":119,"date":"2005-02-17T11:56:00","date_gmt":"2005-02-17T18:56:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=119"},"modified":"2006-04-03T18:10:28","modified_gmt":"2006-04-04T01:10:28","slug":"it-tastes-like-lemon-flavored-shit-but-try-theraflu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=119","title":{"rendered":"It tastes like lemon-flavored shit, but try Theraflu."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Nyquil-the night-time, sniffling, sneezing, stuffy-head, fever, how did I end up on the kitchen floor medicine is my drug of choice for this hour.<\/p>\n<p>Last hour was Tylenol Flu. It didn&#8217;t work.<\/p>\n<p>In fact while taking my cup o&#8217; nasty-ass tasting Nyquil I went into a sneezing fit.<\/p>\n<p>So when you get home tonight and you see neon-green tissue all over the place, it&#8217;s because IT CAME OUT MY NOSE!<\/p>\n<p>Yes, you heard me right. I drank Nyquil, I sneezed, it came OUT MY NOSE.<\/p>\n<p>I thought the pain was bad before, but this brings it to a whole new playing field.<\/p>\n<p>I want my mommy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nyquil-the night-time, sniffling, sneezing, stuffy-head, fever, how did I end up on the kitchen floor medicine is my drug of choice for this hour. Last hour was Tylenol Flu. It didn&#8217;t work. In fact while taking my cup o&#8217; nasty-ass tasting Nyquil I went into a sneezing fit. So when you get home tonight and you see neon-green tissue all over the place, it&#8217;s because IT CAME OUT MY NOSE! Yes, you heard me right. I drank Nyquil, I sneezed, it came OUT MY NOSE. I thought the pain was bad before, but this brings it to a whole new playing field. I want my mommy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-119","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/119","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=119"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/119\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=119"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=119"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=119"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}