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My sister is so hot. She’s also going to go to heaven for not smothering my mother while she slept on Saturday night.<\/p>\n
They came down Friday night and my sister chopped off my hair and dyed it back to the color she knows is best for me.\u00a0 My mom stayed up past her bed time of 9:00 pm and decided being the martyr she is that she would sleep on the couch.
\nMy mom is weird though. She sleeps with her hands tucked under her hips when she sleeps.\u00a0 Don’t get me started on all the pillows she has to have; one for the neck and then one tucked under each arm, legs…i’m sure she has little toe pillows.\u00a0 Well, she slept wrong and her hand fell asleep and now it’s broken.\u00a0 Don’t ask, she’s old, she’s broken.
\nThe next day we drug her to San Francisco.<\/p>\n
She couldn’t move her hand.\u00a0 She had to pee every hour on the hour. See where i’m going with this?
\nKathy and I have a nice, soft cloud in heaven for taking turns on who would pull up her pants.\u00a0 Kathy\u00a0 will also be spending some time doing heaven community service for TAKING PICTURES OF ALL OF THIS.<\/p>\n
Shaun has secured his rightful spot as ‘best son in law’ and ‘husband who will still have sex’ for not posting the pictures on Flickr.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
My sister is so hot. She’s also going to go to heaven for not smothering my mother while she slept on Saturday night. They came down Friday night and my sister chopped off my hair and dyed it back to the color she knows is best for me.\u00a0 My mom stayed up past her bed time of 9:00 pm and decided being the martyr she is that she would sleep on the couch. My mom is weird though. She sleeps with her hands tucked under her hips when she sleeps.\u00a0 Don’t get me started on all the pillows she has to have; one for the neck and then one tucked under each arm, legs…i’m sure she has little toe pillows.\u00a0 Well, she slept wrong and her hand fell asleep and now it’s broken.\u00a0 Don’t ask, she’s old, she’s broken. The next day we drug her to San Francisco. She couldn’t move her hand.\u00a0 She had to pee every hour on the hour. See where i’m going with this? Kathy and I have a nice, soft cloud in heaven for taking turns on who would pull up her pants.\u00a0 Kathy\u00a0 will also be spending some time doing heaven community service for TAKING PICTURES OF ALL OF THIS. Shaun has secured his rightful spot as ‘best son in law’ and ‘husband who will still have sex’ for not posting the pictures on Flickr.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1180","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1180","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1180"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1180\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1180"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1180"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1180"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}