{"id":1179,"date":"2006-09-22T12:51:16","date_gmt":"2006-09-22T19:51:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1179"},"modified":"2006-09-22T12:51:16","modified_gmt":"2006-09-22T19:51:16","slug":"holy-shit-it-worked","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1179","title":{"rendered":"Holy Shit, it worked!"},"content":{"rendered":"

My sister called me this morning as I am dropping off the kids to school.\u00a0 Keep in mind, I am not awake while I am driving my kids to school. My eyes are open and I am driving, but not awake.
\n“You are dead to me. DEAD I SAY!”\u00a0 If it didn’t say, “Sisser Ween” on my caller ID, I would have no idea who was calling me and threatening me.
\n“Why? What did I do now?” and then I remember, “Oh because I posted a picture of you passed out with underwear on your head?”<\/p>\n

It worked though, My mom and sister are coming down. Either to hang out or kick my ass.\u00a0 I don’t care, THEY ARE COMING HERE TO SEE ME.<\/p>\n

Good thing, because next week I was going to post this picture<\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

My sister called me this morning as I am dropping off the kids to school.\u00a0 Keep in mind, I am not awake while I am driving my kids to school. My eyes are open and I am driving, but not awake. “You are dead to me. DEAD I SAY!”\u00a0 If it didn’t say, “Sisser Ween” on my caller ID, I would have no idea who was calling me and threatening me. “Why? What did I do now?” and then I remember, “Oh because I posted a picture of you passed out with underwear on your head?” It worked though, My mom and sister are coming down. Either to hang out or kick my ass.\u00a0 I don’t care, THEY ARE COMING HERE TO SEE ME. Good thing, because next week I was going to post this picture.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1179","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1179","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1179"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1179\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1179"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1179"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1179"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}