{"id":1169,"date":"2006-09-12T22:20:51","date_gmt":"2006-09-13T05:20:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1169"},"modified":"2006-09-12T22:20:51","modified_gmt":"2006-09-13T05:20:51","slug":"1169","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1169","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"
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We interrupt your regularly scheduled blog for a very special post.\u00a0 Hey everyone, Shaun here.\u00a0 SPF-napping this bad boy this week.\u00a0 I’ll claim to be giving Kristine a much-needed break, but the truth is I wanted to do a TV-related SPF. Every good American is friends with TV, so it’s time to honor our warm-glowing companion.\u00a0 this will also allow you to go simple or creative.<\/p>\n

Your TV<\/p>\n

OK, doesn’t get much easier than this.\u00a0 Take a picture of your TV.\u00a0 You can be lame and just take a picture, or you can get creative and take a picture of your TV with your favorite show, movie, etc. on it.\u00a0 Get all Vanna white and model with that sucker. OK, there’s your easy one.\u00a0 It gets harder.<\/p>\n

Your Show<\/p>\n

Sell us your TV show.\u00a0 This can be a show about you, your weird uncle who lives in the hall closet, or just a show that you’ve been dying to see on TV but the networks haven’t been smart enough to think of.\u00a0 This one might be more writing than portrait, but be creative.\u00a0 Design a title or take a picture of your boobs(there, happy Kristine?), then tell us your idea.<\/p>\n

The New Member of the Cast<\/p>\n

OK, hear me out on this.\u00a0 When sitcoms start falling apart, like all of your lives, they just add a new character or replace an old one.\u00a0 For some reason, they think this’ll kickstart new interest in a lame show.\u00a0 Did any of you reallllly reconsider The Brady Bunch once Cousin Oliver joined?\u00a0 When old Japanese Arnold was replaced by old Italian Al on Happy Days, did you care?\u00a0 Three’s Company went from Chrissy to the lame chick whose name I don’t remember to Terri.\u00a0 Most shows try this when they get desperate, and since your life is so stagnant that you’re reading this crap, you get to add or change one character in your life.\u00a0 If you’re replacing your boss with George Clooney, show us and tell us how this will make you a happier camper.\u00a0 If you’re adding Eva Longoria as your new French maid or Geroge W. Bush as your wacky next door neighbor, tell us about it.\u00a0 Again, be creative.\u00a0 You might have to google a pic, might have to actually put some creativity in this one.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

We interrupt your regularly scheduled blog for a very special post.\u00a0 Hey everyone, Shaun here.\u00a0 SPF-napping this bad boy this week.\u00a0 I’ll claim to be giving Kristine a much-needed break, but the truth is I wanted to do a TV-related SPF. Every good American is friends with TV, so it’s time to honor our warm-glowing…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1169","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1169","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1169"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1169\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1169"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1169"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1169"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}