{"id":1151,"date":"2006-08-28T08:20:20","date_gmt":"2006-08-28T15:20:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1151"},"modified":"2006-08-28T08:20:20","modified_gmt":"2006-08-28T15:20:20","slug":"because-i-never-do-theseand-its-mondayand-the-meds-made-me-do-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1151","title":{"rendered":"Because I never do these&#8230;and it&#8217;s Monday&#8230;and the meds made me do it."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span class=\"blacktextnb10\"><font size=\"2\" face=\"verdana\">1. <strong>YOUR ROCK STAR NAME:<\/strong> (your first pet and the street that you live on)<\/p>\n<p><em>Dumpy Hartwick<\/em><\/p>\n<p>2. <strong>YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME:<\/strong> (grandfather\/grandmother on your mom&#8217;s side, your favorite candy)<br \/>\n<\/font><\/span><\/p>\n<p><em><span class=\"blacktextnb10\"><font size=\"2\" face=\"verdana\">Helena\u00a0 Starburst<\/font><\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p><span class=\"blacktextnb10\"><font size=\"2\" face=\"verdana\"><br \/>\n3.<strong> YOUR &#8220;FLY GIRL\/GUY&#8221; NAME:<\/strong> (first initial of first name, first two or three letters of your middle name<br \/>\n<\/font><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span class=\"blacktextnb10\"><font size=\"2\" face=\"verdana\"><em>K Lou<\/em> <\/font><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span class=\"blacktextnb10\"><font size=\"2\" face=\"verdana\"><br \/>\n4. <strong>YOUR DETECTIVE NAME:<\/strong> (favorite color, favorite animal)<br \/>\n<\/font><\/span><\/p>\n<p><em><span class=\"blacktextnb10\"><font size=\"2\" face=\"verdana\">Black Badger<\/font><\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p><span class=\"blacktextnb10\"><font size=\"2\" face=\"verdana\"><br \/>\n5. <strong>YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME:<\/strong> (middle name, city where you were born)<br \/>\n<\/font><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span class=\"blacktextnb10\"><font size=\"2\" face=\"verdana\"><em>Louise Redding<\/em> (I would die of a brain tumor within 3 days if I had that name!)<\/font><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span class=\"blacktextnb10\"><font size=\"2\" face=\"verdana\"><br \/>\n6. <strong>YOUR STAR WARS NAME:<\/strong> (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, first 2 letters of mom&#8217;s maiden name)<br \/>\n<\/font><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span class=\"blacktextnb10\"><font size=\"2\" face=\"verdana\"><em>BalKriCon\u00a0<\/em> (I have the best Star Wars Name EVER!)<br \/>\n<\/font><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span class=\"blacktextnb10\"><font size=\"2\" face=\"verdana\"><br \/>\n7. <strong>SUPERHERO NAME:<\/strong> (&#8220;The&#8221;, your favorite color, favorite drink)<\/font><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span class=\"blacktextnb10\"><font size=\"2\" face=\"verdana\"><br \/>\n<em> The Black Captain and Coke<\/em>\u00a0 (ooooh, looks like I have a built in side kick!!)<\/p>\n<p>8. NASCAR NAME: (the first name of both your grandfathers)<\/font><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span class=\"blacktextnb10\"><font size=\"2\" face=\"verdana\"><em>Al Benjamin<\/em>\u00a0 (yeah, we would drive something lame like the Post It note car)<\/p>\n<p>9. <strong>FUTURISTIC NAME:<\/strong> ( the name of your favorite perfume\/cologne and the name of your favorite shoes)<\/p>\n<p><em>Amarige Flip-Flop<\/em> (yeah, I won&#8217;t make it into the next century with that name)<\/p>\n<p>10.<strong>WITNESS PROTECTION NAME<\/strong>: ( mother\/father&#8217;s middle name and the next name you hear on the tv\/radio\/talk)<\/font><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span class=\"blacktextnb10\"><font size=\"2\" face=\"verdana\"><br \/>\n<em>Logan Spongebob<\/em>\u00a0\u00a0 (this might work out for me.)<\/font><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (your first pet and the street that you live on) Dumpy Hartwick 2. 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