{"id":1150,"date":"2006-08-27T10:05:01","date_gmt":"2006-08-27T17:05:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1150"},"modified":"2006-08-27T10:05:01","modified_gmt":"2006-08-27T17:05:01","slug":"its-time-to-update","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1150","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s time to update."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>See that long list of blogs I read?\u00a0 I love all those blogs&#8230;but honestly, I don&#8217;t read them all.\u00a0 Some of those blogs belong to people that don&#8217;t even come over and say Hi to me anymore.\u00a0 I have readers that have been here since day one (pissy, sissy and Shelli) and I have some that came over once (dooce) and one that saved my website from looking like someone hacked into and made my world bold with big fonts (her husband, Jon).\u00a0 I am grateful for everyone that is on that list because at one point or another in the past three years they came into my world and made it a better place.\u00a0 We all grow up though and we get our own readers and then we never comment or call back. I am SO super guilty of this.\u00a0 I swear I am the worst commenter in the world. I leave stupid comments like, &#8220;Yeah, what the person above me said.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Please don&#8217;t hate me.<br \/>\nBUT, I do recognize I have a whole lot of new readers who need a spot on my sidebar and to avoid having a million links over there&#8230;i&#8217;m deleting some.<\/p>\n<p>So, if you&#8217;re over there and you&#8217;re NOT leaving, leave a comment that says, &#8220;Whoa&#8230;you take me off and I will come steal your xanax&#8221; or some other good threat&#8230;.the better the threat, the better your odds of staying on that list.<\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;re a reader that visits over here on more than just Fridays and would like your blog listed, leave a comment where you explain to me why you think you should be listed. (hint, talk about how much you love my boobs will always get you bonus points)<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s Sunday&#8230;I have about 4 things to do, but I will be adding and deleting later tonight while doped up on my stupid medication that HOPEFULLY in the long run make my life a better place.\u00a0 Bring on the woodland animals!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>See that long list of blogs I read?\u00a0 I love all those blogs&#8230;but honestly, I don&#8217;t read them all.\u00a0 Some of those blogs belong to people that don&#8217;t even come over and say Hi to me anymore.\u00a0 I have readers that have been here since day one (pissy, sissy and Shelli) and I have some that came over once (dooce) and one that saved my website from looking like someone hacked into and made my world bold with big fonts (her husband, Jon).\u00a0 I am grateful for everyone that is on that list because at one point or another in the past three years they came into my world and made it a better place.\u00a0 We all grow up though and we get our own readers and then we never comment or call back. I am SO super guilty of this.\u00a0 I swear I am the worst commenter in the world. I leave stupid comments like, &#8220;Yeah, what the person above me said.&#8221; Please don&#8217;t hate me. BUT, I do recognize I have a whole lot of new readers who need a spot on my sidebar and to avoid having a million links over there&#8230;i&#8217;m deleting some. So, if you&#8217;re over there and you&#8217;re NOT leaving, leave a comment that says, &#8220;Whoa&#8230;you take me off and I will come steal your xanax&#8221; or some other good threat&#8230;.the better the threat, the better your odds of staying on that list. If you&#8217;re a reader that visits over here on more than just Fridays and would like your blog listed, leave a comment where you explain to me why you think you should be listed. (hint, talk about how much you love my boobs will always get you bonus points) It&#8217;s Sunday&#8230;I have about 4 things to do, but I will be adding and deleting later tonight while doped up on my stupid medication that HOPEFULLY in the long run make my life a better place.\u00a0 Bring on the woodland animals!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1150","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1150","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1150"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1150\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1150"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1150"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1150"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}