{"id":115,"date":"2005-02-15T18:57:02","date_gmt":"2005-02-16T01:57:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=115"},"modified":"2006-04-03T18:08:07","modified_gmt":"2006-04-04T01:08:07","slug":"cough","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=115","title":{"rendered":"*cough*"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"*cough*\"<\/a><\/p>\n

It’s just not normal to fall asleep at 7:00 pm and not wake up until the next morning. I’m not the type of person that can do that. I think it stems from my curiosity of what is going on while I am sleeping. There has to be something fun happening while I am dead asleep.<\/p>\n

I fell asleep at 7:00 pm last night. You will not believe what happened while I was sleeping. THE WORLD, IT KEPT REVOLVING! I know, it’s hard to believe, but it did. The fact that blogs were updated while I was sound asleep is my ONLY proof of this. (Well, everyone’s blog except my sisters and her husbands)<\/p>\n

What else happened while I slept? A pair of beautiful earrings went unnoticed under my pillow. Thank you honey, they’re really are beautiful.<\/p>\n

I’m sick. AGAIN. How many times in a 12 month period can I get sick? I just reread my blog a week or so ago and I’m sick a hell of a whole lot. This time it’s the cough that is deep in my chest. Right now, my mom -The Fonz, is freaking out because she is thinking that she gave me this hacking cough and all around general ickyness. Don’t worry mom, I probably got it from that evil woman at work that hung out at my desk for like 45 minutes coughing and hacking the whole time.<\/p>\n

I was forced to stay home. Shaun stayed home with me and put up with my whining. When did I get so good at being a wussy that can whine and complain better than any sick man I’ve ever had to nurse back to health?<\/p>\n

OH, OH, OH…I’m sick and ANNOYED. You all know about my camera, Matty, right? Well..Matty broke and I had to send him to Kodak to get him fixed. I told the guy on the phone that I am sick of having to send the camera back (it has broken twice in 3 months) to get it fixed and I asked them what they would do to fix the problem so I wouldn’t have to keep sending it back.
\nHe said, “Well, that orange plastic part, we will try to figure out how to make it a stronger part and then send it back.”<\/p>\n

Wouldn’t you think that it would take a little bit of time to figure it out? I mean, open up the bottom of the camera…stand around and scratch some places…look for a part that looks exactly like the one that broke…not find one…look some more…<\/p>\n

I don’t know, it just seems like it would take some investigating. I got the email from them on Monday saying they got the camera. I got an email TODAY (as in ONE DAY LATER) saying they fixed it and they will be sending it back.
\nNo way. Normally I would be excited about this, but there is NO WAY that the rocket scientists at Kodak found a part that was exactly like the one that broke (BUT STRONGER) and replaced that puppy, shipped it back AND sent me a email IN ONE DAY!<\/p>\n

Or maybe they looked at Matty and said, “Yep, it’s broke, ship’er a new one.”<\/p>\n

I DON’T WANT A NEW ONE! I WANT MATTY BACK, BUT WITH TERMINATOR PARTS!<\/p>\n

I’ll have it back in three days. I’ll let you know what they did. I’ve got to go back to bed. The medicine is making me all woozy and irrational.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

It’s just not normal to fall asleep at 7:00 pm and not wake up until the next morning. I’m not the type of person that can do that. I think it stems from my curiosity of what is going on while I am sleeping. There has to be something fun happening while I am dead asleep. I fell asleep at 7:00 pm last night. You will not believe what happened while I was sleeping. THE WORLD, IT KEPT REVOLVING! I know, it’s hard to believe, but it did. The fact that blogs were updated while I was sound asleep is my ONLY proof of this. (Well, everyone’s blog except my sisters and her husbands) What else happened while I slept? A pair of beautiful earrings went unnoticed under my pillow. Thank you honey, they’re really are beautiful. I’m sick. AGAIN. How many times in a 12 month period can I get sick? I just reread my blog a week or so ago and I’m sick a hell of a whole lot. This time it’s the cough that is deep in my chest. Right now, my mom -The Fonz, is freaking out because she is thinking that she gave me this hacking cough and all around general ickyness. Don’t worry mom, I probably got it from that evil woman at work that hung out at my desk for like 45 minutes coughing and hacking the whole time. I was forced to stay home. Shaun stayed home with me and put up with my whining. When did I get so good at being a wussy that can whine and complain better than any sick man I’ve ever had to nurse back to health? OH, OH, OH…I’m sick and ANNOYED. You all know about my camera, Matty, right? Well..Matty broke and I had to send him to Kodak to get him fixed. I told the guy on the phone that I am sick of having to send the camera back (it has broken twice in 3 months) to get it fixed and I asked them what they would do to fix the problem so I wouldn’t have to keep sending it back. He said, “Well, that orange plastic part, we will try to figure out how to make it a stronger part and then send it back.” Wouldn’t you think that it would take a little bit of time to figure it out? I mean, open up the bottom of the camera…stand around and scratch some places…look for a part that looks exactly like the one that broke…not find one…look some more… I don’t know, it just seems like it would take some investigating. I got the email from them on Monday saying they got the camera. I got an email TODAY (as in ONE DAY LATER) saying they fixed it and they will be sending it back. No way. Normally I would be excited about this, but there is NO WAY that the rocket scientists at Kodak found a part that was exactly like the one that broke (BUT STRONGER) and replaced that puppy, shipped it back AND sent me a email IN ONE DAY! Or maybe they looked at Matty and said, “Yep, it’s broke, ship’er a new one.” I DON’T WANT A NEW ONE! I WANT MATTY BACK, BUT WITH TERMINATOR PARTS! I’ll have it back in three days. I’ll let you know what they did. I’ve got to go back to bed. The medicine is making me all woozy and irrational.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-115","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/115","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=115"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/115\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=115"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=115"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=115"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}