{"id":1145,"date":"2006-08-23T13:48:32","date_gmt":"2006-08-23T20:48:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1145"},"modified":"2006-08-23T13:48:32","modified_gmt":"2006-08-23T20:48:32","slug":"how-many-of-you-have-laptops","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1145","title":{"rendered":"How many of you have laptops?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m just wondering.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m laptopping\/surfing from a coffee shop by my house while I wait to pick up the second child and I am wondering how in the world I did this whole internet thing before the laptop.\u00a0 I mean, when i&#8217;m at home, I loves me my computer that sits by my bed&#8230;but WHO KNEW that surfing the web could feel so naughty when you&#8217;re out in the public.<br \/>\nWhy didn&#8217;t the laptoppers tell the desktoppers how good this feels?<\/p>\n<p>What else are you guys keeping from me??<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m just wondering. I&#8217;m laptopping\/surfing from a coffee shop by my house while I wait to pick up the second child and I am wondering how in the world I did this whole internet thing before the laptop.\u00a0 I mean, when i&#8217;m at home, I loves me my computer that sits by my bed&#8230;but WHO KNEW that surfing the web could feel so naughty when you&#8217;re out in the public. Why didn&#8217;t the laptoppers tell the desktoppers how good this feels? What else are you guys keeping from me??<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1145","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1145","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1145"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1145\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1145"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1145"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1145"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}