Last year I was all, “OMG, I can’t believe I miss my kids…it’s the first day of school and it’s too quiet….”<\/p>\n
If today has been an example of the stuff I won’t have to deal with during the day, I WILL dance that jig after I drop them off and the house is just me & dogs.<\/p>\n
Things that DO NOT go well with PMSing.<\/p>\n
1. The dentist unable to find out what is wrong with Kara’s tooth.
\n2. Children unable to understand a single thing I tell them.
\n3. Back to school shopping.
\n4. The kids bathroom. EW. Gross.
\n5. Sitting on the toilet in the kids bathroom and sliding off because it didn’t get fixed.
\n6. My bathroom garbage. I know i’m not the only one that throws stuff away, WHY am I the only one to empty that sucker?
\n7. My space.\u00a0 Not MySpace, but MY SPACE.\u00a0 It’s not MY space anymore. It’s all amess.
\n8. The night before the first day of school.
\n9. The boy and the dog he walks for like 4.9 minutes.
\n10. Do I really have to go on?<\/p>\n
SPF:<\/p>\n
1. Stuff that annoys the living shit out of you.
\n2. YOUR space.
\n3. Something in your life that keeps the makers of Xanax in business.<\/p>\n
No really…this is your assignment.\u00a0 GET ANNOYED WITH ME PEOPLE.<\/p>\n
I just had to empty a trash can that by the looks of it hasn’t been emptied since…DEAR GOD THE LAST TIME I CLEANED THE BATHROOM….and THERE WERE SPIDERS BACK THERE! fucking spiders. WEBS and shit.<\/p>\n
Oh God, the kids’ bathroom.\u00a0 I’ve been in some shady ass bathrooms before and NONE were worse than that bathroom. OMG. GROSS.<\/p>\n
Yes, I tend to get a bit cussy when I am annoyed.<\/p>\n
Come back Tuesday after 9am when I have posted this year’s back to school picture and if I can pull it off, I will Utube myself dancing that fucking jig.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Last year I was all, “OMG, I can’t believe I miss my kids…it’s the first day of school and it’s too quiet….” If today has been an example of the stuff I won’t have to deal with during the day, I WILL dance that jig after I drop them off and the house is just me & dogs. Things that DO NOT go well with PMSing. 1. The dentist unable to find out what is wrong with Kara’s tooth. 2. Children unable to understand a single thing I tell them. 3. Back to school shopping. 4. The kids bathroom. EW. Gross. 5. Sitting on the toilet in the kids bathroom and sliding off because it didn’t get fixed. 6. My bathroom garbage. I know i’m not the only one that throws stuff away, WHY am I the only one to empty that sucker? 7. My space.\u00a0 Not MySpace, but MY SPACE.\u00a0 It’s not MY space anymore. It’s all amess. 8. The night before the first day of school. 9. The boy and the dog he walks for like 4.9 minutes. 10. Do I really have to go on? SPF: 1. Stuff that annoys the living shit out of you. 2. YOUR space. 3. Something in your life that keeps the makers of Xanax in business. No really…this is your assignment.\u00a0 GET ANNOYED WITH ME PEOPLE. I just had to empty a trash can that by the looks of it hasn’t been emptied since…DEAR GOD THE LAST TIME I CLEANED THE BATHROOM….and THERE WERE SPIDERS BACK THERE! fucking spiders. WEBS and shit. Oh God, the kids’ bathroom.\u00a0 I’ve been in some shady ass bathrooms before and NONE were worse than that bathroom. OMG. GROSS. Yes, I tend to get a bit cussy when I am annoyed. Come back Tuesday after 9am when I have posted this year’s back to school picture and if I can pull it off, I will Utube myself dancing that fucking jig.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1142","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1142","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1142"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1142\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1142"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1142"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1142"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}