{"id":112,"date":"2005-02-13T22:01:00","date_gmt":"2005-02-14T05:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=112"},"modified":"2006-04-03T18:05:12","modified_gmt":"2006-04-04T01:05:12","slug":"for-you-to-understand","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=112","title":{"rendered":"For you to understand&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There is no way to express to you how bad my hair looked before my sister did it Saturday morning.<\/p>\n<p>I found a picture of me that I took when a bunch of friends and I went out to dinner.<br \/>\nI cropped the picture. I removed the red eye. I tried to remove most of the picture to avoid a full shot of myself. <em>(I looked like a hockey player in full uniform, I swear I looked <strong>THAT<\/strong> big!)<\/em><br \/>\nI deleted the picture.<\/p>\n<p>I just want you to know that I looked like Roseanne Barr on a bad hair day.<\/p>\n<p>And the new me:<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><a title=\"Photo Sharing\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/obnoxiousaries\/4773627\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"286\" height=\"245\" alt=\"oldnew2\" src=\"http:\/\/photos4.flickr.com\/4773627_4b98c96f78.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I keep catching reflections of myself and I say, &#8220;Ooh, I&#8217;m a blonde again!&#8221;<br \/>\nI like it, and I am happier.<\/p>\n<p>My weekend with my mom and sister was great! I laughed harder than I have laughed in ages.<br \/>\nI wish for everyone that reads my blog that you have someone like these two women. This would be the greatest gift you could have.<br \/>\nI would be lost&#8230;LOST without them.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><a title=\"Photo Sharing\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/obnoxiousaries\/4773392\/\" \/><a title=\"Photo Sharing\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/obnoxiousaries\/4773392\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"240\" height=\"240\" alt=\"sisnmom\" src=\"http:\/\/photos5.flickr.com\/4773392_4d8f7765dd_m.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>We went to lunch and the hostess that sat us down said, &#8220;Are you all related? You look so familiar!&#8221; I think she was trying to say that we all looked similar. We do&#8230;and I am blessed to be swimming in the same gene pool.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><a title=\"Photo Sharing\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/obnoxiousaries\/4703244\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"240\" height=\"180\" alt=\"My Mommy\" src=\"http:\/\/photos3.flickr.com\/4703244_3891271404_m.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Wouldn&#8217;t you love to be related to a woman that can laugh so hard she cried? She had me laughing that hard too. I had tears running down my face because making her laugh is the greatest thing anyone could experience. Her laugher is real, and I can&#8217;t remember a time I have heard her &#8216;fake laugh&#8217;.<\/p>\n<div align=\"left\"><strong>Good Weekend Pinpointed:<\/strong><\/div>\n<ul>\n<li>\n<div align=\"left\">Mom &#038; Sister time<\/div>\n<\/li>\n<li>Fabulous new hair-do<\/li>\n<li>Awesome dinner from Outbacks Steak house<\/li>\n<li>Laughter until you cry<\/li>\n<li>I finally got rid of the underwear!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Oh I haven&#8217;t told you the story of the ugly black underwear have I?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There is no way to express to you how bad my hair looked before my sister did it Saturday morning. I found a picture of me that I took when a bunch of friends and I went out to dinner. I cropped the picture. I removed the red eye. I tried to remove most of the picture to avoid a full shot of myself. (I looked like a hockey player in full uniform, I swear I looked THAT big!) I deleted the picture. I just want you to know that I looked like Roseanne Barr on a bad hair day. And the new me: I keep catching reflections of myself and I say, &#8220;Ooh, I&#8217;m a blonde again!&#8221; I like it, and I am happier. My weekend with my mom and sister was great! I laughed harder than I have laughed in ages. I wish for everyone that reads my blog that you have someone like these two women. This would be the greatest gift you could have. I would be lost&#8230;LOST without them. We went to lunch and the hostess that sat us down said, &#8220;Are you all related? You look so familiar!&#8221; I think she was trying to say that we all looked similar. We do&#8230;and I am blessed to be swimming in the same gene pool. Wouldn&#8217;t you love to be related to a woman that can laugh so hard she cried? She had me laughing that hard too. I had tears running down my face because making her laugh is the greatest thing anyone could experience. Her laugher is real, and I can&#8217;t remember a time I have heard her &#8216;fake laugh&#8217;. Good Weekend Pinpointed: Mom &#038; Sister time Fabulous new hair-do Awesome dinner from Outbacks Steak house Laughter until you cry I finally got rid of the underwear! Oh I haven&#8217;t told you the story of the ugly black underwear have I?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-112","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/112","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=112"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/112\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=112"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=112"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=112"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}