{"id":1116,"date":"2006-07-23T21:59:30","date_gmt":"2006-07-24T04:59:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1116"},"modified":"2006-07-23T21:59:30","modified_gmt":"2006-07-24T04:59:30","slug":"so-wrong-so-so-so-wrong","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1116","title":{"rendered":"So wrong. So so so WRONG."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/static.flickr.com\/75\/196750036_a43f6aefc8.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>This is after it cooled down.\u00a0 Shaun had to help his sister move in 112 heat.\u00a0 He is a friggin&#8217; rockstar!<\/p>\n<p>Speaking of friggin&#8217; Rockstars, after a few hours of internet flirting we decided that <strong><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/dirtyfloorsandfilthyjokes.blogspot.com\/\">Metro<\/a><\/strong> needed a new look.\u00a0 If you&#8217;re a single woman looking for a man with a&#8230;well, just go check it out.<\/p>\n<p>My ex came over today to let me know that the <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1111\">CAB<\/a><\/strong> is going to file a restraining order against me so I can&#8217;t email my step son anymore.\u00a0 She&#8217;s also going to take him to court so he can never see his son again because his son was at the same BBQ as I was at.\u00a0 My step son said he had to remove me from his MySpace because she said so.\u00a0 He also informed me that she&#8217;s as net savy as his goldfish.\u00a0 He removed me from his top eight so she can&#8217;t see me anymore.<br \/>\nHas anyone ever really <strong><em>FELL OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH?<\/em><\/strong> Is this possible?\u00a0 Someone? anyone? Is this possible?<\/p>\n<p>Just a quick note to a special commenter called &#8220;E&#8221;&#8230;I got your message in my moderation box.\u00a0 I&#8217;m sorry&#8230;an comment that calls me horrible names and tells me I am a bad parent will not make it to my blog. Sorrrr-eeee.\u00a0 Nice try though.\u00a0 I changed it to say I have a nice set of ta-ta&#8217;s and you think i&#8217;m a sexy momma that you would be proud to call your own.\u00a0 So..neener, neener&#8230;E.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is after it cooled down.\u00a0 Shaun had to help his sister move in 112 heat.\u00a0 He is a friggin&#8217; rockstar! Speaking of friggin&#8217; Rockstars, after a few hours of internet flirting we decided that Metro needed a new look.\u00a0 If you&#8217;re a single woman looking for a man with a&#8230;well, just go check it out. My ex came over today to let me know that the CAB is going to file a restraining order against me so I can&#8217;t email my step son anymore.\u00a0 She&#8217;s also going to take him to court so he can never see his son again because his son was at the same BBQ as I was at.\u00a0 My step son said he had to remove me from his MySpace because she said so.\u00a0 He also informed me that she&#8217;s as net savy as his goldfish.\u00a0 He removed me from his top eight so she can&#8217;t see me anymore. Has anyone ever really FELL OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH? Is this possible?\u00a0 Someone? anyone? Is this possible? Just a quick note to a special commenter called &#8220;E&#8221;&#8230;I got your message in my moderation box.\u00a0 I&#8217;m sorry&#8230;an comment that calls me horrible names and tells me I am a bad parent will not make it to my blog. Sorrrr-eeee.\u00a0 Nice try though.\u00a0 I changed it to say I have a nice set of ta-ta&#8217;s and you think i&#8217;m a sexy momma that you would be proud to call your own.\u00a0 So..neener, neener&#8230;E.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1116","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1116","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1116"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1116\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1116"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1116"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1116"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}