{"id":1105,"date":"2006-07-16T22:51:48","date_gmt":"2006-07-17T05:51:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1105"},"modified":"2006-07-16T22:51:48","modified_gmt":"2006-07-17T05:51:48","slug":"claiming-my-lost-cell-phone-at-costco","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1105","title":{"rendered":"Claiming my lost cell phone at Costco"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Hurry. They are going to close soon.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Kristine, they JUST closed. Look at all the cars.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Oh, okay good. I get to gettttt myyyyy ppppphonnnnneeeee.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;It looks like the Entrance door is closed&#8230;&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;That&#8217;s okay, i&#8217;ll just go through the &#8216;<em>i&#8217;m just leavin<\/em>&#8216; door.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;&#8230;.that or, &#8216;The Exit&#8217; works too.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Hurry. They are going to close soon.&#8221; &#8220;Kristine, they JUST closed. Look at all the cars.&#8221; &#8220;Oh, okay good. I get to gettttt myyyyy ppppphonnnnneeeee.&#8221; &#8220;It looks like the Entrance door is closed&#8230;&#8221; &#8220;That&#8217;s okay, i&#8217;ll just go through the &#8216;i&#8217;m just leavin&#8216; door.&#8221; &#8220;&#8230;.that or, &#8216;The Exit&#8217; works too.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1105","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1105","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1105"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1105\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1105"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1105"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1105"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}