{"id":110,"date":"2005-02-09T22:15:51","date_gmt":"2005-02-10T05:15:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=110"},"modified":"2006-04-03T18:02:38","modified_gmt":"2006-04-04T01:02:38","slug":"barry-is-a-cop","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=110","title":{"rendered":"Barry is a cop"},"content":{"rendered":"<div><a title=\"photo sharing\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/obnoxiousaries\/4553332\/\" \/><\/div>\n<p><a title=\"Photo Sharing\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/obnoxiousaries\/4553332\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"384\" height=\"244\" alt=\"ouch\" src=\"http:\/\/photos4.flickr.com\/4553332_9d4d9b8f01.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Look at the delight on my brother&#8217;s face in this picture!<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s wrong that he get so much pleasure by using his cop moves on his baby sister?<\/p>\n<p>Now look at sweet innocent me with my arm all jacked up. I put up with this FOR YEARS. YEARS PEOPLE! YEARS.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, you might have had a brother or maybe two that picked on you. I HAD THREE. I was abused.<\/p>\n<p>Alright, alright. I guess the picture that mom DIDN&#8217;T take was of me taunting my brother into a fight.<\/p>\n<p>I think I called him a sissy la-la or something not too flattering. I might have said something about him being short and a total wussy.<br \/>\nI think I might have called him a donut eating piggy-snort-snort. I don&#8217;t remember.<\/p>\n<p>How often do you get to call a cop sissy la-la and NOT get thrown in the back of a patrol car?<\/p>\n<p>I rest my case.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Look at the delight on my brother&#8217;s face in this picture! It&#8217;s wrong that he get so much pleasure by using his cop moves on his baby sister? Now look at sweet innocent me with my arm all jacked up. I put up with this FOR YEARS. YEARS PEOPLE! YEARS. Yes, you might have had a brother or maybe two that picked on you. I HAD THREE. I was abused. Alright, alright. I guess the picture that mom DIDN&#8217;T take was of me taunting my brother into a fight. I think I called him a sissy la-la or something not too flattering. I might have said something about him being short and a total wussy. I think I might have called him a donut eating piggy-snort-snort. I don&#8217;t remember. How often do you get to call a cop sissy la-la and NOT get thrown in the back of a patrol car? I rest my case.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-110","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/110","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=110"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/110\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=110"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=110"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=110"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}