{"id":109,"date":"2005-02-09T20:58:41","date_gmt":"2005-02-10T03:58:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=109"},"modified":"2006-04-03T18:01:27","modified_gmt":"2006-04-04T01:01:27","slug":"conversations-with-kathy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=109","title":{"rendered":"Conversations with Kathy"},"content":{"rendered":"
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My mom recently got into a ‘brawl’ with the neighbor dog. This is my mom’s favorite story lately. She will tell you how her cold-snout-up-the-buttcrack dog got into a fight AND SHE BROKE IT UP!<\/p>\n

My sister<\/a> called and asked me if I had heard the story.<\/p>\n

“Yea, she told me all about it.”<\/p>\n

“Did she tell you what kind of dog it was?”<\/p>\n

I had to think about it, “Uh, no.”<\/p>\n

Kathy, trying to hold back the laughter says, “It’s part cell phone.”<\/p>\n

“Did you just say, part cell phone?”<\/p>\n

“Yep, I asked mom what kind of dog it was and she said it was a Nokia.”<\/p>\n

“Did she mean akita?”<\/p>\n

“Yep.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

My mom recently got into a ‘brawl’ with the neighbor dog. This is my mom’s favorite story lately. She will tell you how her cold-snout-up-the-buttcrack dog got into a fight AND SHE BROKE IT UP! My sister called and asked me if I had heard the story. “Yea, she told me all about it.” “Did she tell you what kind of dog it was?” I had to think about it, “Uh, no.” Kathy, trying to hold back the laughter says, “It’s part cell phone.” “Did you just say, part cell phone?” “Yep, I asked mom what kind of dog it was and she said it was a Nokia.” “Did she mean akita?” “Yep.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-109","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/109","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=109"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/109\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=109"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=109"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=109"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}