{"id":1078,"date":"2006-06-20T11:30:33","date_gmt":"2006-06-20T18:30:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1078"},"modified":"2006-07-06T10:02:59","modified_gmt":"2006-07-06T17:02:59","slug":"puppies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1078","title":{"rendered":"puppies."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/static.flickr.com\/75\/153327128_e19b10b245.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>SPF:<br \/>\n1. Your Drinking Glasses.<br \/>\n2. Your Address book\/Stationary (remember that stuff we used BEFORE email?)<br \/>\n3. SOMETHING NEW<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The pool yesterday went well. I got a little bit o&#8217; tan and my nose is sort of red.<br \/>\nI even played Marco\/Polo with the girls.  They laughed when it was my turn because they said I sound like the teacher from Ferris Bueller.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Marco.&#8221;<br \/>\n*giggling*<br \/>\n&#8220;Marco.&#8221;<br \/>\n*laughter*<br \/>\n&#8220;Marco.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;MOM STOP IT! YOUR MAKING US LAUGH!!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The common conversation at the pool goes something like this:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;MOM LOOK AT ME. MOM LOOK! MOM WATCH THIS! MOM LOOK! MOM!!!!!!&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Mom, Tell Shea to give me back my goggles.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;MOM&#8230;.SHE WON&#8217;T STOP SPLASHING ME!&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Mom&#8230;mom&#8230;mom, why are you drinking wine out of that sippy cup?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I keep punishing myself by going back.<\/p>\n<p>California is HOTTER THAN HADES right now.<\/p>\n<p>OMG. that totally reminds me of a dream I had last night!<\/p>\n<p>I had a dream I had 4 Cocker Spaniel puppies.  I had them for like EVER and they never got bigger than a kitten!!   It was my dream come true. PUPPIES THAT STAY PUPPIES!  and they were so cute!<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m sorry&#8230;Random and Odd sucks lately huh?  I&#8217;ll be better after this wedding is over.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>SPF: 1. Your Drinking Glasses. 2. Your Address book\/Stationary (remember that stuff we used BEFORE email?) 3. SOMETHING NEW The pool yesterday went well. I got a little bit o&#8217; tan and my nose is sort of red. I even played Marco\/Polo with the girls. They laughed when it was my turn because they said I sound like the teacher from Ferris Bueller. &#8220;Marco.&#8221; *giggling* &#8220;Marco.&#8221; *laughter* &#8220;Marco.&#8221; &#8220;MOM STOP IT! YOUR MAKING US LAUGH!!&#8221; The common conversation at the pool goes something like this: &#8220;MOM LOOK AT ME. MOM LOOK! MOM WATCH THIS! MOM LOOK! MOM!!!!!!&#8221; &#8220;Mom, Tell Shea to give me back my goggles.&#8221; &#8220;MOM&#8230;.SHE WON&#8217;T STOP SPLASHING ME!&#8221; &#8220;Mom&#8230;mom&#8230;mom, why are you drinking wine out of that sippy cup?&#8221; I keep punishing myself by going back. California is HOTTER THAN HADES right now. OMG. that totally reminds me of a dream I had last night! I had a dream I had 4 Cocker Spaniel puppies. I had them for like EVER and they never got bigger than a kitten!! It was my dream come true. PUPPIES THAT STAY PUPPIES! and they were so cute! I&#8217;m sorry&#8230;Random and Odd sucks lately huh? I&#8217;ll be better after this wedding is over.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1078","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1078","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1078"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1078\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1078"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1078"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1078"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}