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“Kristine, can I ask you a question?”<\/p>\n

“Of course.”<\/p>\n

“On the bookmark tab..who spelled ‘dictionary’<\/strong> wrong?”<\/p>\n

I know it was me, but I can pull this off like it wasn’t. “Huh?”<\/p>\n

“Someone made dictionary.com a tab, but it’s spelled wrong. The word, ‘dictionary’ it’s spelled WRONG.” He’s laughing now because he knows it was me. “Well, you got the dot com part right.”<\/p>\n

“Shut up, Shaun.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

“Kristine, can I ask you a question?” “Of course.” “On the bookmark tab..who spelled ‘dictionary’ wrong?” I know it was me, but I can pull this off like it wasn’t. “Huh?” “Someone made dictionary.com a tab, but it’s spelled wrong. The word, ‘dictionary’ it’s spelled WRONG.” He’s laughing now because he knows it was me. “Well, you got the dot com part right.” “Shut up, Shaun.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1063","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1063","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1063"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1063\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1063"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1063"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1063"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}