{"id":1062,"date":"2006-06-01T21:14:09","date_gmt":"2006-06-02T04:14:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1062"},"modified":"2006-07-06T10:11:00","modified_gmt":"2006-07-06T17:11:01","slug":"1062","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1062","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m getting married next month. HOLY CRAP!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/static.flickr.com\/29\/45747080_5c778fe0f2_m.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Something Sparkly:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/static.flickr.com\/63\/156555342_837ebc04b9.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I know the boobs are a bit of a distraction, but check the broach between the girls.  SPARKLY!<br \/>\nYes, this is the only picture you will ever find that shows that I have ta-ta&#8217;s.  Oh, and Metro&#8230;they are SMOKIN&#8217; hot in this shirt.  July 8th baby, JULY 8th and the sexual tension will just have to stop *wink wink*<\/p>\n<p><strong>Something Dull:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/static.flickr.com\/56\/150457820_4de5ea0847.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I bet at one time it was all shiny!!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Something colorful:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/static.flickr.com\/46\/133979408_944c5b65f2.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I picked this for my &#8216;colorful&#8217; because I just look at this picture and try to imagine what this woman&#8217;s story is. I found this picture at the street fair in Folsom one week and I keep coming back to look at it.  I bet she has a colorful story.<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>*snapping fingers* Hey, down here, stop scrolling back up there to look at the girls*<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>Did you play?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Something Sparkly: I know the boobs are a bit of a distraction, but check the broach between the girls. SPARKLY! Yes, this is the only picture you will ever find that shows that I have ta-ta&#8217;s. Oh, and Metro&#8230;they are SMOKIN&#8217; hot in this shirt. July 8th baby, JULY 8th and the sexual tension will just have to stop *wink wink* Something Dull: I bet at one time it was all shiny!! Something colorful: I picked this for my &#8216;colorful&#8217; because I just look at this picture and try to imagine what this woman&#8217;s story is. I found this picture at the street fair in Folsom one week and I keep coming back to look at it. I bet she has a colorful story. *snapping fingers* Hey, down here, stop scrolling back up there to look at the girls* Did you play?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1062","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1062","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1062"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1062\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1062"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1062"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1062"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}