{"id":1050,"date":"2006-05-23T09:13:04","date_gmt":"2006-05-23T16:13:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1050"},"modified":"2006-07-06T09:59:23","modified_gmt":"2006-07-06T16:59:23","slug":"watson-i-think-i-figured-it-out","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1050","title":{"rendered":"Watson, I think I figured it out!"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’ve been working on something for like…a hundred days. This “THING” i’m working on is making my hair fall out. If you don’t believe me about the hair falling out thing, ask my sister, I think she can actually HEAR it.<\/p>\n

So I figured something out while working on this “THING”. I don’t like working on “THINGS”. I like to THINK about working on things.
\nIf you could actually accomplish something by the amount of ‘thinking’ you put into it, this “THING” would kick ass. My house would be clean. My body would be so toned I would try to hump myself. Alas, THINKING about stuff, doesn’t get it done so I have to actually DO it.<\/p>\n

oh and Shaun, stop leaving your ghetto ass Del Taco cups on my computer desk. Burger King is okay, but ghetto ass Del Taco…GOTS TA GO.
\nIf you’re bored with me, which there is no shame, cause i’m bored of me too…go check out how my mom stabbed my sister <\/a>with a knife on her blog.
\nKathy whines alot, at least mom didn’t try to shoot her in the stomach like she did me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I’ve been working on something for like…a hundred days. This “THING” i’m working on is making my hair fall out. If you don’t believe me about the hair falling out thing, ask my sister, I think she can actually HEAR it. So I figured something out while working on this “THING”. I don’t like working on “THINGS”. I like to THINK about working on things. If you could actually accomplish something by the amount of ‘thinking’ you put into it, this “THING” would kick ass. My house would be clean. My body would be so toned I would try to hump myself. Alas, THINKING about stuff, doesn’t get it done so I have to actually DO it. oh and Shaun, stop leaving your ghetto ass Del Taco cups on my computer desk. Burger King is okay, but ghetto ass Del Taco…GOTS TA GO. If you’re bored with me, which there is no shame, cause i’m bored of me too…go check out how my mom stabbed my sister with a knife on her blog. Kathy whines alot, at least mom didn’t try to shoot her in the stomach like she did me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1050","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1050","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1050"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1050\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1050"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1050"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1050"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}