{"id":1049,"date":"2006-05-22T10:08:58","date_gmt":"2006-05-22T17:08:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1049"},"modified":"2006-07-06T09:59:35","modified_gmt":"2006-07-06T16:59:35","slug":"nuuuuuh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1049","title":{"rendered":"nuuuuuh…"},"content":{"rendered":"


\nCamera:<\/strong> focus on red, ZOOOOOOOOOOOOM out and focus on something else.
\nMe:<\/strong> What the hell? Focus you bitch!
\nCamera: <\/strong>focus on red flower, ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM out of focus onto… Dumbass ruining my shot.<\/em><\/p>\n

I pulled out all my camping gear so I could lend a sleeping bag to ‘Cita’s husband and when Tyler saw all that camping gear he sucked all the air out of the garage and it rushed out of his body with, ‘iwannagocampingyoupromisedmetotakemecampingpleasssssssssssssse’. <\/strong><\/em>
\nI have. I have been promising to take Tyler camping since the first time we cleaned the garage and he saw all my gear.
\n“You have…like…everything. How come you have all this camping gear?”
\nI had a Tori Spelling<\/a><\/em> moment as I flashed back to the point where Dan and I started to split up all of our belongings and it came down to the Def Lepard CD’s and the camping gear.
\n“I’m taking the camping gear, you won’t need it. You won’t go camping without me.”
\n” Yes I will. I want some of the gear.” I put down my foot.
\n“Okay…I’ll leave you some stuff.”
\nMy first camping trip I found what he left me, the big tupperwear container everything was stored in. EMPTY.
\nI went to Target to replace all our camping gear and a lock for my tupperware container.
\nThat camping gear got used 2 times in the last 7 years.
\n“So why do you have all this gear?” Tyler asked
\n“i don’t know.”<\/p>\n

Being the dumbass I am, I decide that THIS weekend is the perfect weekend to take the kids camping.<\/p>\n

California is a big state. Can I find a damn place to park a couple of tents? NO. Why do you ask? Because, as I mentioned before…I’m a dumbass.
\nI’m in Sacramento. I want a lake or an ocean. Why is is so hard to find a place? Am I just THAT lame? Is it because it’s a 3 day weekend?<\/p>\n

Guess what? I need some links. Help??<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Camera: focus on red, ZOOOOOOOOOOOOM out and focus on something else. Me: What the hell? Focus you bitch! Camera: focus on red flower, ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM out of focus onto… Dumbass ruining my shot. I pulled out all my camping gear so I could lend a sleeping bag to ‘Cita’s husband and when Tyler saw all that camping gear he sucked all the air out of the garage and it rushed out of his body with, ‘iwannagocampingyoupromisedmetotakemecampingpleasssssssssssssse’. I have. I have been promising to take Tyler camping since the first time we cleaned the garage and he saw all my gear. “You have…like…everything. How come you have all this camping gear?” I had a Tori Spelling moment as I flashed back to the point where Dan and I started to split up all of our belongings and it came down to the Def Lepard CD’s and the camping gear. “I’m taking the camping gear, you won’t need it. You won’t go camping without me.” ” Yes I will. I want some of the gear.” I put down my foot. “Okay…I’ll leave you some stuff.” My first camping trip I found what he left me, the big tupperwear container everything was stored in. EMPTY. I went to Target to replace all our camping gear and a lock for my tupperware container. That camping gear got used 2 times in the last 7 years. “So why do you have all this gear?” Tyler asked “i don’t know.” Being the dumbass I am, I decide that THIS weekend is the perfect weekend to take the kids camping. California is a big state. Can I find a damn place to park a couple of tents? NO. Why do you ask? Because, as I mentioned before…I’m a dumbass. I’m in Sacramento. I want a lake or an ocean. Why is is so hard to find a place? Am I just THAT lame? Is it because it’s a 3 day weekend? Guess what? I need some links. Help??<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1049","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1049","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1049"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1049\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1049"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1049"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1049"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}