{"id":1045,"date":"2006-05-18T12:50:59","date_gmt":"2006-05-18T19:50:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1045"},"modified":"2006-05-23T18:17:47","modified_gmt":"2006-05-24T01:17:47","slug":"why-i-shot-the-tv","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1045","title":{"rendered":"why I shot the TV."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;hi, i&#8217;m miss bouncy trouncy and i use to be fat, but then I went on LA weight loss and I lost a chabillion pounds and I am skinny and cute. did i mention i have 5 kids and a busy life? if i can do it, you can too!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>ONE MORE TIME BITCH, AIR THAT COMMERCIAL ONE MORE DAMN TIME AND I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN MISSY AND SHOVE A DAMN KRISPY KREME DOWN YOUR DAMN THROAT!<br \/>\nYeah. time for a xanax.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;hi, i&#8217;m miss bouncy trouncy and i use to be fat, but then I went on LA weight loss and I lost a chabillion pounds and I am skinny and cute. did i mention i have 5 kids and a busy life? if i can do it, you can too!&#8221; ONE MORE TIME BITCH, AIR THAT COMMERCIAL ONE MORE DAMN TIME AND I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN MISSY AND SHOVE A DAMN KRISPY KREME DOWN YOUR DAMN THROAT! Yeah. time for a xanax.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1045","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1045","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1045"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1045\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1045"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1045"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1045"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}