{"id":1039,"date":"2006-05-14T22:55:58","date_gmt":"2006-05-15T05:55:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1039"},"modified":"2006-05-23T18:19:00","modified_gmt":"2006-05-24T01:19:00","slug":"is-it-june-yet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1039","title":{"rendered":"is it June yet?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a title=\"Photo Sharing\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/obnoxiousaries\/146027443\/\"><br \/>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<p>My mom didn&#8217;t answer the phone all day! I tried calling that butthead 4 times today and she DID NOT PICK UP HER PHONE!<\/p>\n<p>It was a &#8216;I want my mommy&#8217; day today too.   I thought we had all our ducks in a row all week long so we would have a great Mother&#8217;s Day and the morning started out with the need of a Xanax.<\/p>\n<p>I tried calling my mom in the morning, but she didn&#8217;t answer.  When I realized my day wasn&#8217;t going to get any better I snuck out to call her at my sister&#8217;s house thinking she would be over there, but she wasn&#8217;t.<\/p>\n<p>Later in the day when I was the height of my irritation I called my mom&#8230;and she didn&#8217;t answer.<\/p>\n<p>Thank you everyone for the Mother&#8217;s Day wishes.  Next year will be better. right?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My mom didn&#8217;t answer the phone all day! I tried calling that butthead 4 times today and she DID NOT PICK UP HER PHONE! It was a &#8216;I want my mommy&#8217; day today too. I thought we had all our ducks in a row all week long so we would have a great Mother&#8217;s Day and the morning started out with the need of a Xanax. I tried calling my mom in the morning, but she didn&#8217;t answer. When I realized my day wasn&#8217;t going to get any better I snuck out to call her at my sister&#8217;s house thinking she would be over there, but she wasn&#8217;t. Later in the day when I was the height of my irritation I called my mom&#8230;and she didn&#8217;t answer. Thank you everyone for the Mother&#8217;s Day wishes. Next year will be better. right?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1039","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1039","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1039"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1039\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1039"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1039"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1039"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}