{"id":1017,"date":"2006-04-30T11:09:57","date_gmt":"2006-04-30T18:09:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1017"},"modified":"2006-05-23T18:22:30","modified_gmt":"2006-05-24T01:22:30","slug":"i-made-lemonaide","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1017","title":{"rendered":"I made LEMONAIDE!"},"content":{"rendered":"

But I didn’t fresh sqeeze it, cause I am a whore.<\/p>\n


\nThursday Sucked. Thursday was a day that should have been spread out a couple of months so I didn’t have to get bombarded with all that at once.
\nIt all happened for a reason and i’m done trying to figure it out why. I am chalking it up as a reason to count my blessings.<\/p>\n

On Friday night we barely made it out to Davis to see my boys<\/strong><\/a> play. They were to go on stage at 10:30 and since Kara’s dance ran late, we couldn’t make it out there until a quarter to 11.
\nI walked in so worried I missed it and then I saw Jim, the guitar player getting ready to set up. He gave me a big ol’ hug and said, “My mom loves you!”<\/strong><\/a> I told him that I loved her too and her emails always make my day.
\nAs I watched them play I was just grinning from ear to ear like a proud parent. I thought how Jean must feel when she watches them play.
\n‘THE RUSE<\/strong>‘ commit that name to memory people. These guys are going to make it. I swear.<\/p>\n

Charlotte and Sue<\/strong><\/a> paypaled me some money so I could have a drink on them. I had 4. Thank you guys. It worked. I was trying to pawn my 4th drink off on anyone that would drink it though because I didn’t want to spend my whole night crouched over, pleading with God to make it stop. Clearly God wasn’t happy with me so I wasn’t going to ask any favors until I got back on his good side.
\nI have pictures of me with the band, but Shaun needs to fix them. I wish I could be one of those people that gets hammered yet looks like they just walked out of church. When I drink I look like I just stepped out of a strip club on free hot dog night. Red eyed, bloated with a touch of afterglow.<\/p>\n


\nOn Saturday, Shaun and I went to visit Kathy<\/strong><\/a> at her Dad’s house. I got to talk to Kathy for awhile and hang out with her other side of the family. Because I love my sister I will leave out the funny, detailed description of this visit and just say that I am going to need more dental work after attempting to chew that metal-like hamburger.
\nAs we were leaving we went out to the car to get a bag out of Kathy’s trunk when this random neighbor dog ran up to us, sniffed around and then peed on Shaun. Kathy burst into laugher and I grinned from ear to ear!
\n<\/p>\n

When we pulled up at the house, I had these flowers sitting on my doorstep. I brought them in and read the note. It was from Lori<\/strong><\/a>, who was hoping that my weekend was going to to better than my Thursday.
\nIn the flowers are lemons. I thought that was perfect! I grinned from ear to ear.<\/p>\n

Then I ended my Saturday night with a long talk with Lawbrat<\/strong><\/a>. When I got off the phone with her I felt like I was healed a little bit. I hope she felt the same.<\/p>\n

Now it’s Sunday and I hear Shaun in the backyard with the weed eater, which makes me happy, because soon I will be able to see out the back window again. I hear the dryer going which makes me happy because that bitch hasn’t broke yet.<\/p>\n

Thank you everyone for the comments, emails, chats, drinks, flowers, hugs…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

But I didn’t fresh sqeeze it, cause I am a whore. Thursday Sucked. Thursday was a day that should have been spread out a couple of months so I didn’t have to get bombarded with all that at once. It all happened for a reason and i’m done trying to figure it out why. I am chalking it up as a reason to count my blessings. On Friday night we barely made it out to Davis to see my boys play. They were to go on stage at 10:30 and since Kara’s dance ran late, we couldn’t make it out there until a quarter to 11. I walked in so worried I missed it and then I saw Jim, the guitar player getting ready to set up. He gave me a big ol’ hug and said, “My mom loves you!” I told him that I loved her too and her emails always make my day. As I watched them play I was just grinning from ear to ear like a proud parent. I thought how Jean must feel when she watches them play. ‘THE RUSE‘ commit that name to memory people. These guys are going to make it. I swear. Charlotte and Sue paypaled me some money so I could have a drink on them. I had 4. Thank you guys. It worked. I was trying to pawn my 4th drink off on anyone that would drink it though because I didn’t want to spend my whole night crouched over, pleading with God to make it stop. Clearly God wasn’t happy with me so I wasn’t going to ask any favors until I got back on his good side. I have pictures of me with the band, but Shaun needs to fix them. I wish I could be one of those people that gets hammered yet looks like they just walked out of church. When I drink I look like I just stepped out of a strip club on free hot dog night. Red eyed, bloated with a touch of afterglow. On Saturday, Shaun and I went to visit Kathy at her Dad’s house. I got to talk to Kathy for awhile and hang out with her other side of the family. Because I love my sister I will leave out the funny, detailed description of this visit and just say that I am going to need more dental work after attempting to chew that metal-like hamburger. As we were leaving we went out to the car to get a bag out of Kathy’s trunk when this random neighbor dog ran up to us, sniffed around and then peed on Shaun. Kathy burst into laugher and I grinned from ear to ear! When we pulled up at the house, I had these flowers sitting on my doorstep. I brought them in and read the note. It was from Lori, who was hoping that my weekend was going to to better than my Thursday. In the flowers are lemons. I thought that was perfect! I grinned from ear to ear. Then I ended my Saturday night with a long talk with Lawbrat. When I got off the phone with her I felt like I was healed a little bit. I hope she felt the same. Now it’s Sunday and I hear Shaun in the backyard with the weed eater, which makes me happy, because soon I will be able to see out the back window again. I hear the dryer going which makes me happy because that bitch hasn’t broke yet. Thank you everyone for the comments, emails, chats, drinks, flowers, hugs…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1017","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1017","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1017"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1017\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1017"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1017"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1017"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}