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Child<\/strong>: Alyx Child<\/strong>: Shea Child<\/strong>: Kara Child<\/strong>: Tyler Child<\/strong>: Marina 4 out of 5 children in the doctor this week…because 17<\/strong> dentist appointments LAST month wasn’t enough!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Child: Alyx Diagnosis: Water warts Treatment: Beetle Juice on the water warts. The ‘warts’ will boil up and go away. Child: Shea Diagnosis: Spider Bite on her toe. Treatment: bottle of stuff that knocks her out and steriod cream for her toe. (She will soon have a Popeye toe!) Child: Kara Diagnosis: Mole on top of her hand that I have always called her ‘Angel Kiss’ now looks like an ‘Angel Hickey’ needs to be removed. Treatment: Remove the mole and have a funeral for it. Child: Tyler Diagnosis: Possible pinched nerve in his neck from doing the high jump in PE Treatment: Beat the hell out of the PE teacher for making children do high jumps and hopefully some bottles of medicine that will cause hallucinations. Child: Marina Diagnosis: Not getting enough attention and not able to stay home like all the other kids. Treatment: Take her for a Starbucks strawberry thing she likes and tell her how much I love her and how happy I am that she’s not sick (even though she called her Dad today to see if he could come get her because she ‘wasn’t feeling good.’) 4 out of 5 children in the doctor this week…because 17 dentist appointments LAST month wasn’t enough!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1011","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1011","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1011"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1011\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1011"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1011"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1011"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\n Diagnosis<\/strong>: Water warts
\n Treatment<\/strong>: Beetle Juice on the water warts. The ‘warts’ will boil up and go away.<\/p>\n
\n Diagnosis<\/strong>: Spider Bite on her toe.
\n Treatment<\/strong>: bottle of stuff that knocks her out and steriod cream for her toe. (She will soon have a Popeye toe!)<\/p>\n
\n Diagnosis<\/strong>: Mole on top of her hand that I have always called her ‘Angel Kiss’ now looks like an ‘Angel Hickey’ needs to be removed.
\n Treatment<\/strong>: Remove the mole and have a funeral for it.<\/p>\n
\n Diagnosis<\/strong>: Possible pinched nerve in his neck from doing the high jump in PE
\n Treatment<\/strong>: Beat the hell out of the PE teacher for making children do high jumps and hopefully some bottles of medicine that will cause hallucinations.<\/p>\n
\n Diagnosis<\/strong>: Not getting enough attention and not able to stay home like all the other kids.
\n Treatment<\/strong>: Take her for a Starbucks strawberry thing she likes and tell her how much I love her and how happy I am that she’s not sick (even though she called her Dad today to see if he could come get her because she ‘wasn’t feeling good.’)<\/p>\n