{"id":1008,"date":"2006-04-25T10:59:48","date_gmt":"2006-04-25T17:59:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1008"},"modified":"2006-04-27T08:37:28","modified_gmt":"2006-04-27T15:37:28","slug":"hanging-out-the-passenger-side-of-his-best-friends-ride","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1008","title":{"rendered":"hanging out the passenger side of his best friend&#8217;s ride&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/static.flickr.com\/55\/134645305_f8041a2318_m.jpg\" \/><br \/>\nLike the dumb ass I am, I left my credit card in the ATM machine last night.<br \/>\nby the grace of Uppercase God it was sucked back into the machine.<\/p>\n<p>Do I really need this kind of stress? I THINK NOT.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Like the dumb ass I am, I left my credit card in the ATM machine last night. by the grace of Uppercase God it was sucked back into the machine. Do I really need this kind of stress? I THINK NOT.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1008","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1008","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1008"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1008\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1008"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1008"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1008"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}