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\nThis could be the longest i’ve gone without posting. I was a prisoner in my own home and the covers from my bed kept me bound. I was forced to medicate and watch re-runs of Twilight Zone. I’m doing better today.
\nThe ex came over (at the last damn minute) to bring the girls to school and decided that I needed to get out of the house for coffee.<\/p>\n
There is nothing more theraputic than listening to stories about other people’s lives to make you feel better about your own.
\nThere is also nothing more bizarre than giving your ex-husband advice on women and how to deal with the sort that call, call, call, call…and continue to do this for 16 years.
\nHe doesn’t grasp the concept of NOT PICKING UP THE PHONE.<\/p>\n
I got my first death threat email today. It read:
\nPLEASE PUT UP THE ASSIGNMENT FOR STUFF PORTRAIT FRIDAY OR I WILL BE FORCED TO COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND FEED YOU FISH!<\/p>\n
This week is YOUR initials….
\nFor example…my initials are: KLS (but soon to be KLB, so I am going to use KLB) so I am going to take a picture of something that starts with a K…and then L…and then a B.
\nIt’s Super EASY. Please back away from the fish products.<\/p>\n
And because I didn’t do it this weekend, I give you:<\/p>\n
Body: Okay, here\u2019s the deal. The person above you in the comment section makes a wish (\u201dI wish I had a banana!\u201d), and then the person below grants your wish, and then wishes something else, but here\u2019s the fun part: Your wish is messed up!<\/p>\n
Example:<\/p>\n
Renee\u2014I wish I had a birthday present.<\/p>\n
KimmyK\u2014Granted, but the birthday present is a IRS audit. I wish I had a new car.<\/p>\n
Dashababy\u2014Granted, but it\u2019s a Geo Metro that only goes 15 miles per hour\u2026I wish..<\/p>\n
*Have a great Wednesday everyone!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
This could be the longest i’ve gone without posting. I was a prisoner in my own home and the covers from my bed kept me bound. I was forced to medicate and watch re-runs of Twilight Zone. I’m doing better today. The ex came over (at the last damn minute) to bring the girls to school and decided that I needed to get out of the house for coffee. There is nothing more theraputic than listening to stories about other people’s lives to make you feel better about your own. There is also nothing more bizarre than giving your ex-husband advice on women and how to deal with the sort that call, call, call, call…and continue to do this for 16 years. He doesn’t grasp the concept of NOT PICKING UP THE PHONE. I got my first death threat email today. It read: PLEASE PUT UP THE ASSIGNMENT FOR STUFF PORTRAIT FRIDAY OR I WILL BE FORCED TO COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND FEED YOU FISH! This week is YOUR initials…. For example…my initials are: KLS (but soon to be KLB, so I am going to use KLB) so I am going to take a picture of something that starts with a K…and then L…and then a B. It’s Super EASY. Please back away from the fish products. And because I didn’t do it this weekend, I give you: Comment Section Wish List\u2026 Body: Okay, here\u2019s the deal. The person above you in the comment section makes a wish (\u201dI wish I had a banana!\u201d), and then the person below grants your wish, and then wishes something else, but here\u2019s the fun part: Your wish is messed up! Example: Renee\u2014I wish I had a birthday present. KimmyK\u2014Granted, but the birthday present is a IRS audit. I wish I had a new car. Dashababy\u2014Granted, but it\u2019s a Geo Metro that only goes 15 miles per hour\u2026I wish.. *Have a great Wednesday everyone!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1002","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1002","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1002"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1002\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1002"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1002"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1002"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}