{"id":100,"date":"2005-02-02T12:15:20","date_gmt":"2005-02-02T19:15:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=100"},"modified":"2006-04-03T17:45:31","modified_gmt":"2006-04-04T00:45:31","slug":"ahh-fuck-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=100","title":{"rendered":"Ahh Fuck it…"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Ahh<\/a><\/p>\n

Two days in a row my mom puts a comment on my blog. How can I resist that woman? She is the Fonz.<\/p>\n

Alright, alright…settle down in here.<\/p>\n

One: I’m home sick today. Well, Kara is home sick…i’m just stuck here in my pink robe and cozy comfies drinking Starbucks coffee and catching up on my blog hopping. It’s a dirty job, but I’m JUST the dirty person to do it.<\/p>\n

Two: What is up with you people? NO COMMENTS ON SHAUN’S PAGE? not a single suggestion for him to go buy me something that starts with a R and ends with a G? (size 6 or 7) you people…I swear. There is only 12 more days till Valentine’s Day and if I don’t shoot a fire rocket up his ass to get me something NOW, I will get nothing.
\nI would like to remind him (because he reads this blog) that his son bought his girlfriend more jewelry in the 6 months they were together than I have gotten in the almost 2 years we have been together. AND don’t forget that Valentine’s Day has a sore spot on my heart.<\/p>\n

Three: the picture above is taken with a Canon Digital Rebel. That is Shaun flipping me off when he pulled up at my work and saw me holding that bad boy. If Shaun were a violent man he might have gotten out of the car and beaten the hell out of the person that thought to bring me a camera of that magnitude to play with.<\/p>\n

Four: Sarcastic Journalist [www.shenuts.com] I adore you. You really have made a difference in my life in the past couple of days.<\/p>\n

Five: I HAVE GMAIL INVITES! want one? email me and I’ll send you one.<\/p>\n

and last…If you don’t know how to add links to your blogger account, just email me. I have made a ‘how to’ with easy instructions and pictures.<\/p>\n

If I could buy you all a coke and keep you company…I would.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Two days in a row my mom puts a comment on my blog. How can I resist that woman? She is the Fonz. Alright, alright…settle down in here. One: I’m home sick today. Well, Kara is home sick…i’m just stuck here in my pink robe and cozy comfies drinking Starbucks coffee and catching up on my blog hopping. It’s a dirty job, but I’m JUST the dirty person to do it. Two: What is up with you people? NO COMMENTS ON SHAUN’S PAGE? not a single suggestion for him to go buy me something that starts with a R and ends with a G? (size 6 or 7) you people…I swear. There is only 12 more days till Valentine’s Day and if I don’t shoot a fire rocket up his ass to get me something NOW, I will get nothing. I would like to remind him (because he reads this blog) that his son bought his girlfriend more jewelry in the 6 months they were together than I have gotten in the almost 2 years we have been together. AND don’t forget that Valentine’s Day has a sore spot on my heart. Three: the picture above is taken with a Canon Digital Rebel. That is Shaun flipping me off when he pulled up at my work and saw me holding that bad boy. If Shaun were a violent man he might have gotten out of the car and beaten the hell out of the person that thought to bring me a camera of that magnitude to play with. Four: Sarcastic Journalist [www.shenuts.com] I adore you. You really have made a difference in my life in the past couple of days. Five: I HAVE GMAIL INVITES! want one? email me and I’ll send you one. and last…If you don’t know how to add links to your blogger account, just email me. I have made a ‘how to’ with easy instructions and pictures. If I could buy you all a coke and keep you company…I would.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-100","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/100","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=100"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/100\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=100"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=100"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=100"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}