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Shea being nosey when she doesn’t need to be.
“Hello, this is the school nurse and I need to know if you have her shot records because she is missing her last set.” “uuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh….yeah……Her next appointment is February 6th….you’re welcome. Yes, I will bring them in on February 6th.” Shea face is white as a ghost. “mom. no!” “Yes, you have your next shots…
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Mr. Clean. Mr. Clean.
I called Kaiser (our health care provider) today to find out about getting an appointment about my head. Not the stuff in my head, but the stuff falling OUT of it. Since my divorce…or around that time…I started getting red patches on my head and it itched. Then it wouldn’t. Then it would. Then it…
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I’m Tivoing life right now so I can fast forward through the shitty parts.
Note how the PAUSE button is in focus? Yeah. Pause. That’s a bad ass word. “I’m just Paused right now”. Pause is going to be the new IT word. Who knows what would happen if we all just paused for a moment to be quiet and enjoy the time of peace. Yeah, I know. Someone…
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They called me a airhead in high school. Don’t know why.
I lied. I didn’t do it on purpose, because I’m not a purposeful liar, I’m just a ‘oh, oops, I know I should have done that, but I didn’t, even though I said I was going to, I suck.’ variety of liar. Yes, I’m talking about Stuff Portrait Friday assignment. I got lazy with all…
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in the crawl space below rock bottom
Some days are good. Some days are awesome. Some days just SUCK. Yesterday…SUCKED. I thought I was doing pretty good because I got up and was in a great mood. I was ready to start my day off with exchanging a pair of pants that were too BIG. Yes, you heard me, TOO BIG. Then…









