Halo’s been obsessed with TV and the mirror lately.  This was an obsession she had gotten over after months of therapy and shock therapy. In the last week she’s been spending way too much time in front of this mirror we have the living room. I told Tyler, “Perhaps it’s not OCD over her reflection,…

Today our two year anniversary.  Today is also the day I made our first marriage counseling appointment. No one puts on their wedding dress and thinks, ‘In two years from today, I am going to be making an appointment for counseling.’ No one expects the “Happy Anniversary” email to be followed up with an email…

I hope everyone had a great 4th of July. Shaun and I got two free nights at the Atlantis Hotel in Reno.  It’s always fun to get free stuff, but then you stick us in a city were everything focuses on putting all the money you saved into slot machines. In order to avoid that…

I was joking with Shaun earlier that I had peed 15 times in one hour.  After he fell asleep and I was half way through the massive bottle of water he bought me at the store when I realized, “Crap, i’m going to be up all night peeing.” Yes, I counted. 18.5 times in ONE…

I swear, I am falling apart! Last week I had a raging bladder infection.  It’s a problem that runs in our family. If the wind changes too fast, I get a bladder infection. Usually I rush off to the doctor to get the pills that make my pee bright orange and some antibotics. THIS time,…

The dog ate the crotch out of my favorite sweats. Or My crotch is spilling acid and it ate the crotch out of my favorite sweats. Or both. Either way, the dog is dead to me now.