There are Nooooo Cats in America…..

Author: randomandodd  |  Category: Random

This year…Christmas went to the dogs. I have 6 different dogs on my Flickr site from this weekend alone. I had no idea how fun dogs were to take pictures of.
Did you know that after you take their picture and show them the shot you got they don’t say, “Ewww, that makes my face look fat!” In fact they look at the picture and then look at you and NEVER say anything. I didn’t even hear, “That one is a little blurry, try again.”
Dogs are so cool.

So is it wrong to say that I am glad Christmas is over? Is it wrong to want to say it because I want to go buy myself presents?
I got some neat things. Of course, my favorite being the Muppets DVD. The Ex bought me a nice robe from the girls & my step son. It’s really cozy and I look like Hugh Hefner. My father in law…with keeping with tradition, bought me a wooden duck.
I had mentioned to my brother that I wanted a John Deere hat, I got it. Next year I am going to mention that I want a new Ford F150.

I was so excited to see what you all had gotten. I made it to a few of your blogs to check out your pictures. Recovering Straight Girl got a Nikon D50! Nothing says, “I love you so much.” Like a Nikon.

There were a couple things I REALLLLY wanted for Christmas. I wanted a bottle of the DKNY be delicious perfume. Don’t think I am a label person, because i’m not. I don’t even know who DK is, but I know she lives in NY. Also know that I don’t want the perfume just because the bottle is shaped like an apple…that’s just a total bonus! I actually like the smell of it.

I also want the speedflash for my camera.

So if you find yourself in Rocklin and you see a hooker on the side of the road wearing a Hugh Hefner robe, let it be known that I am hooking myself for camera supplies…but I smell fantastic!

25 Responses to “There are Nooooo Cats in America…..”

  1. Tammy Says:

    Could you mention to your brother, that I’d like a ‘vette?


  2. Nessa Says:

    Be Delicious has been my fav this past year! Nuthin’ wrong with that!

  3. torrie Says:

    I GOT THE D70!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. WILLIAM Says:

    *sniff* *sniff*

    You do smell nice.

  5. SoozieQ Says:

    I wear the DKNY be delicious! So if we ever meet in person, are you going to sniff me?

    Sharkey got the speedflash and it does look pretty cool!

  6. Flutter Says:

    LOL good luck hooking your way to a new speedflash. Nothing says determination like Hooking!

    Glad Christmas is over on my end as well. It was a sad season this year. BLAH!

  7. Bucky Four-Eyes Says:

    It’s not wrong to be glad Christmas is over – I sure as hell am!

    Good luck with the hooking. My advice? Ask for more than two dollars. At this rate, I’ll NEVER get my D70…

  8. Random and Odd Says:

    Bucky…20 dolla, no holla!

    Oh God, I didn’t just say that did I?

  9. Andrea Says:

    Kristine, you and Dooce are the best advertisements for Nikon, be it D50 or D70. Kalki got one too!

  10. Big Heavy Says:

    which corner is yours?

  11. Random and Odd Says:

    Park and Stanford Ranch.

    I totally had to kick the Anti War picketters ass to get my spot back.

    Bring the troops home so I can get my corner back!

  12. Random and Odd Says:

    Kalki got a Nikon!

    What did everyone name thier cameras?

    Bad Ass Mutha Fuc**er is taken.

  13. dashababy Says:

    Awww theres my lil dashababy hiding under the couch.
    Shit! Now I got that stoopit song stuck in my head, thanks! I don’t know the whole song thank gawd but how many times do I have to sing “there are no cats in america” in my head before it stops!????

  14. Random and Odd Says:

    it’s been stuck in my head since Christmas night.

    Now you see why I don’t like to play any games with Shaun. He wins and I yell obsurd things at him.

  15. Kami Says:

    So, like, whatcha charge for, you know, stuff?

  16. Random and Odd Says:

    Ask Pimp Bucky.

    I’m thinkin’ if I can get some sexy womens we could just talk about it and charge our guy readers to listen!!

  17. Closet Metro Says:

    Park and Stanford? *checks pockets*

    I’ll be right down!!

  18. Random and Odd Says:

    ooh oooh, bring your pliers!

  19. Bucky Four-Eyes Says:

    Something about Closet Metro’s neighborhood just seemed appropriately inappropriate here:

    “Well, it’s 9th and Hennepin
    All the doughnuts have names that sound like prostitutes…”
    (Tom Waits)

  20. Mike Says:

    I’m thinking that smelling nice would behoove most to leave a nice tip…lol

  21. Cyndi Says:

    *covering my eyes* Twenty dolla, no…*peeking again* Oh, my. You DID say it. *snort*

    Might be safer [and more prosperous] to run over the hill to Reno…not sure how the Rocklin PD might feel about the whole hooker thing on their beat.

    I gotta say, that on your worst day, you could not look like Hef. That is one rough lookin’ dude…

  22. dakotablueeyes Says:

    I love that pic lol so cute. I like to take pictures of my dog, the only trouble I have is she looks away right when I snap it unless she’s sleeping lol like she was doing last night when I took her pic lol

  23. Kylz Says:

    I don’t know. Taking into account the rate of inflation these days, you may be able to go for $25. Aim high!


    Mmmm, I love DKNY.

  24. Closet Metro Says:

    I was at 9th and Hennepin a few days ago. Saw no donuts or prostitutes.

  25. Deodand Says:

    I know this sounds ridiculous, but someone gave me one of those visualization tapes (now CD’s) for getting a better night’s sleep. I haven’t had problems sleeping since.