One Week…

I came home to a younger looking Shaun! He looked so refreshed. I think the 4 days without screaming and giggling girls might have given him that rested look.
Out of spite, I let the girls invite a couple of loud girlfriends over and they giggled until 3 am. He’s looking haggard again and all is right in the world.

We are down to ONE week.

You all freaking out? I am. I got a letter in the mail. I am OFFICIALLY DIVORCED!
I’m also divorced, engaged and getting married all in ONE WEEK.

When I got home I had boxes from Amazon. Big Heavy had sent me some cooking dishes. You know what this means right? Yep, I need to learn how to cook!
I also came home to a nice ‘prayer shawl’ that I had admired on MrsDof’s website a long time ago. It’s blue. I am blessed. Thank you so very much!

My online bridal shower was so much fun. We have decided that we need to all get together and do that more often. If we can’t meet in person, we will at least get together in a chat room and talk about sex and other things that made Nilbo’s ears tingle.

Mom and sister were fantastic. I asked Kathy if I should get my eyebrows waxed and she said I just needed a few strays plucked. We laughed so hard as she plucked out my virgin eyebrow hairs. I had never in my life had a eyebrow wax or even had to pluck so this was an interesting experience. I would make it through 5 plucks before I would scream, “KELLY CLARKSON!”

My sister in law, Terrie is out of this world with a sewing machine. She fixed the girls dresses in the bust area. My girls are bustless and the dresses we go had some room in there that we needed removed. She made the flower girl baskets. WONDERFUL woman that I need to give a huge thank you card to!

Now all we need to do is go through the walk through and pick the music.

….and not faint before I make it to the alter.

ONE WEEK. Holy crap. ONE WEEK and I get to be Mrs. Kristine Baland.

25 responses to “One Week…”

  1. Recovering Straight Girl Avatar

    I am so happy for you both, so very happy. I’m so sorry that my life is being turned so upside down right now and I had to change my plans. I hope you know that I am terribly regretful and hope that you don’t hate me too much.

    I am with you in my heart and I will be seeing you soon. That, I am sure.

  2. Closet Metro Avatar

    You’ve never plucked your eyebrows before? Never? Never ever?

    Quick, while you’re technically single for a few days, let’s run off together. It’ll be our secret.

  3. MrsDoF Avatar

    So, it did arrive even though I did not put extra insurance on it.
    USPS are the good guys again.
    You Are Welcome!
    ~~love and Huggs, Diane

  4. Sarah Avatar

    I can’t imagine a month without a plucking and/or waxing, much less a lifetime. You must’ve been blessed with lovely brows and not the facial catepillars I have.

    Congrats on the countdown!

    1 week! That’s absolutely wonderful and exciting. I couldn’t be happier for you.

  5. MrsDoF Avatar

    There are now pictures of the blue shawl over at my Dear Ones!
    I wanted you to see it first before I talked about working on it.

    Kristine’s Blue Shawl

  6. GFI Avatar

    YAY!!!!! :D

  7. Robin Avatar

    Wow..one week. That is so great Kristine. And if my boss, who’s an Esthetician, EVER heard you say PLUCK..
    She would say this:
    You pluck a chicken and TWEEZE the brows! :) I’ve been a plucker forever.

    This week will go fast..enjoy.
    R

  8. Susan Avatar

    Wowza! That’s a lot to do in just one week! :) I looked at the shawl, it is beautiful.

    I’m just so happy for you both.

  9. Gracie Avatar

    ONE WEEK??? How cool is that?!?!! :)

  10. Kami Avatar

    Shit. I have some online shopping to do.

  11. OddMix Avatar

    One week! Congratulations!

    We should have convinced you to do a web cast of the wedding so we could all watch you faint… I mean get hitched. ;)

  12. randomandodd Avatar
    randomandodd

    I actually thought a webcast would be cool.

  13. Pissy Britches Avatar

    So excited for you both.

  14. Amy Avatar

    Oh honey, it all sounds great! Happy for you!!!!

  15. BigHeavy Avatar

    lol ‘going to the alter’
    it’s altering alright, but you’ll be going to the altar.

    big heavy hearts all you guys.
    may the love you all share feed everyone around you.

  16. Rosei Avatar

    A week!! Wow! I wish you lots of love and happiness :) I get married in three months and feel nervousss *lol*

    Enjoy every minute!

  17. Michelle Avatar

    This time next week you will be dancing the night away having a fairytale love affair with Shaun. Lucky gal!

  18. kimmyk Avatar

    Let’s see….6 days…..

    That’s like 8,640 minutes.

    Oops….8,639…

    8,637…

    and the beat goes on.

  19. Lazy Lightning Avatar

    I’m having my dress rendered bustless too! Hurray for looking like a 13 year old! ;-)

  20. janasayqua Avatar

    one week!! That is so very exciting. After reading your blog for so long, this is like the culmination of such great things coming together. A webcast would be *so* cool.

    Can’t even wait for the pics.

  21. dashababy Avatar
    dashababy

    You forgot to mention the part where I took you to have your face peeled off. That was fun. Did it stop itching yet?

  22. Nilbo Avatar

    A) It wasn’t my ears that tingled.

    2) You know that you’re getting married on the very same day as my daughter, right …? So … much as I hope you have the most wonderful day ever in your life, I’m afraid I’ll be distracted that day and not able to keep you in my thoughts. (smooch)

  23. Pissy Britches Avatar

    Face pulled off?
    Fuck.

  24. Tanya Avatar
    Tanya

    Have a great final week.

    Hope your wedding is fantastic!

  25. cat Avatar

    You guys are so cute. WAY cute. Cuteness unto you.