• Random and Odd

    Remember; “I wish”?

    I wish for something, you comment back granting me that wish and then fuck it up and then ask for your own wish. Example: randomandodd: I wish I could get it together. you: GRANTED! but once you get it all together you realize it’s in boxes and on a U-haul to nowhere.  I wish I had a million dollars. someoneelse: GRANTED! but you have to give that million to your ex-wife. i wish… and so starts the cycle. SO let’s start with me. I wish my body didn’t look like I was pregnant with the Michelin Tire baby.

  • Random and Odd

    Quit Smoking — Take 1

    I started taking Chantix yesterday.  I read the pamphlet that came with the quit-smoking-pills and knew that I would probably have to deal with the side effects as they came. After the first pill kicked in, I got overwhelmingly tired.  One of the side effects mentioned I would be tired, but since I had been on Xanax (the king of tired pills) I figured it couldn’t be worse than that.  Wrong.  I had to drive home and when I got there I passed out on my bed using the uncomfortable pillow so I wouldn’t sleep too long.  The pillow is one of those cutsie ones you don’t really use because…