• Random and Odd

    Mission Accomplished!

    I have been trying to think of ways to get my body in motion. First was to buy a leash that has two clips so I could walk the dogs together. Ever try to walk two border collies together at the same time? It was a competitive battle between the two just to make sure I couldn’t move one inch in either direction.  When I finally got them in motion and they realized that I was the pack leader, they then decided that my two legs weren’t nearly as strong as their eight.  I was drug from one end of the street to the other in a not so delicate…

  • Random and Odd

    he asked, “are you fucking crazy?” and i say, “maybe”

    On my long list of things I want to be able to say I can do, I have added the one thing that in the past few years I have said is the stupidest thing in the whole, wide world. I want to be able to say I can ride a motorcycle. When I met Dan, he had a Ninja 900 (just like the one in Top Gun) and we would spend hours and hours riding it.  My little ass could fit on there quite nicely and my big, blonde hair wasn’t confined by a stupid helmet. Since then my ass isn’t something ANYONE should have to see hanging over…