“Hi honey. Happy Halfaversary!”
“We’ve been married a half a year today.”
“Here.” Shaun hands me a card. No retract that, HALF of a card. I open up half the envelope and take out the half of a card where he tells me he loves me.
“You are so cute. What other guy would think to give a ‘halfaversary’ card?”
“Well, I bet they would be a big hit if they were easier to find!”