• Random and Odd

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    Grab your tea, coffee, or bottle of Jim Beam…it’s time to dish. Things you might not know about me: I love Kid Rock. I love Eminem. I know, I know…I’m breaking mom rules here. I know, BAD WORDS…bad…BAD…bad…but I can’t help it. It’s the raw ‘in your face-this is how I feel about life and if you don’t like it, suck it-type’ music. Michael Jackson’s Thriller video…I can’t get enough of it. I loves me some zombies dancing. I can’t keep my room clean. Watching more than one person walk through my room is like watching the championship double dutch league skip their way to a trophy. Being the moron…

  • The Fonz

    But is it fast enough so we can fly away

    I use to drive a former California Highway Patrol car. No, I wasn’t a cop and it didn’t come with the cool lights. I wish! I bought it after they had used it, painted it red and auctioned it off. The CHP did a lot of modifications to the car. The handling in that car was SWEET. I could go from 0 to “Oh shit, too fast!” in about 5 seconds. It took me about 3 months to finally be able to drive it without coming home with head and neck injuries. It took about a year for me to stop giggling every time I drove it. I let the…