• Random and Odd

    Damn Phone!

    I got a phone call today. It went something like this: Ring (that’s usually how it starts) ME: “Hello, this is Kristine.” MY COZY COMFIES: “Uh, hi. It’s me, your flannel pajama bottoms.” Blink…blink… ME: “Hi.” MY COZY COMFIES: “the reason i’m calling is, well…me and the fuzzy socks were laying here on the floor where you left us this morning…and we, uh..well…we were wondering when you were coming home.” ME: (crouching down so no one in the office could see me or hear me talking to my britches) “I’ll be home later.” MY COZY COMFIES: “Promise?” ME: “I promise.” MY COZY COMFIES: “You’re not going to go out with…