• Shaun

    For Dooce

    I asked Shaun what he wanted to do on the one child free weekend we had this month. He did the typical guy, “I don’t know.” I suggested we get up early Saturday morning and drive into San Francisco and spend the day kicking it around the city like other cool people do. Well the thought of driving all the way to SF, dealing with parking and knowing I would drag his ass into every novelty store to show him stupid things like key chains, postcards and whoopie cushions went over about as well as a fart in church. He did the eye thing he does. It’s sort of ‘are…