• Random and Odd

    Warning!

    This is a warning: You are going to come home to me wearing the SAME clothes I have been wearing for two days. You are going to come home to pissed off kids because I am not removing myself from this computer to do anything for them except raise my eyebrow when they question my will. You are going to come home to me on the computer rambling incoherently about hazmat and halon balls. I will be saying, “Why is there no picture of the east side!? WHERE IS THE PPE!!???” over and over again. I might not cook today. I might not eat today. I might not shower. BUT…

  • Anxiety,  Random and Odd

    why i don’t want to get up

    I have laundry to do today. Lots of it. I also have this side job thing I need to finish. I don’t want to be out of bed. Why? Here, let me show you… See, this is heaven! 600 thread count sheets (thanks mom) and my Nautica comforter. This is fucking heaven! I even have a TV in here. BUT, the coffee maker isn’t in here, so let’s get up. I swear, if I don’t know how people who don’t drink coffee do it. I don’t know how I did it before I took up the habit FIVE years ago. Okay, the coffee is done, and it’s time to consider…